Penn & Teller take on the Bible

Originally posted by lord xyz
I've seen nearly every episode, long time fan. 😎

Same here.

Originally posted by Nellinator
Actually, they misrepresented information to the point where they recanted it because they admitted to not researching properly. You are gullible if you fall that stuff.

Do you really think you can get wealthy by readjusting your furniture?

Originally posted by lord xyz
Feng Shui is described as Science that guides humans into the perfect placement to better your life. The experts didn't have a perfect placement, they all said different ways will get you the money, or the same way, but paying more (as stated in the haircut).

This episode shows how religious people manipulate others into thinking the Bible is a moral code and they control people into doing what they want. Penn and Teller show that the Bible isn't true, they also show that it is ridiculous and states rules such as selling your daughter to slavery. If you think that we should do our rules according to the Bible, why isn't that there? Or how about stoning people to death? You can't just choose different parts of the Bible as a moral code, that's ridiculous.

GOD, ALL OF YOU RETARDS JUST SHUT THE **** UP BEFORE I DECIDE TO GO ORTHODOX JUDAISM ON YOUR ASSES AND STONE YOU TO DEATH.

Originally posted by FeceMan
OMFG HOW MANY TIMES MUST I GO OVER THIS

GOD, ALL OF YOU RETARDS JUST SHUT THE **** UP BEFORE I DECIDE TO GO ORTHODOX JUDAISM ON YOUR ASSES AND STONE YOU TO DEATH.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Yeah, they weren't good or accurate, therefore they fail.

Do you really think you can get wealthy by readjusting your furniture?

Originally posted by Nellinator
No, sometimes they are good, sometimes they are not. For the third time, they admitted to being wrong on this one. People don't watch because they are good researchers, they watch because they want their insecurites confirmed, or because they think it's funny. I hope you are not the former kind.

While all the research about Noah and such may have not been completely accurate but the stuff they read straight out of the Bible doesn’t need research and their point is accurate. 🙂

Originally posted by ThePittman
While all the research about Noah and such may have not been completely accurate but the stuff they read straight out of the Bible doesn’t need research and their point is accurate. 🙂

Originally posted by lord xyz
Sometimes I think why you aren't banned yet.

Quite a fan of their stuff too. Can't remember the points of this one though. But I think it is mostly about people taking the bible literally against hard facts, am I incorrect about that?

Originally posted by lord xyz
Sometimes I think why you aren't banned yet.

+1

Originally posted by FeceMan
Sometimes I think, "Why aren't you banned?"

+1

I think he more meant "Sometimes I wonder why you aren't banned." actually.

I know. I was being an ass about his grammar.

Originally posted by FeceMan
I know. I was being an ass about his grammar.

I know, I was being an ass about his thought patterns.

Zing.

Originally posted by debbiejo
Ohhhh we must be nice to him. He's our only knowledgeable Christian in here.

Originally posted by FeceMan
I know. I was being an ass about his grammar.

Originally posted by lord xyz
My grammar was fine. It's a ligitimate sentence.

Originally posted by FeceMan
You zinged yourself there.

1. You made a grammatical gaff on the post to which I replied. Technically, your sentence is correct, but you obviously misspoke and to try to pass it off as being as such is a bunch of horseshit.

2. You misspelled "legitimate."

3. It doesn't even matter.