Tournament Odds

Started by leonidas90 pages

i still look at teh keyboard when i type. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

but i've gotten pretty damn fast! kida like the guy who has the worst golf swing on earth and yet grooves it somehow so everything is 250 yards straight in the center of the fairway. ๐Ÿ˜

i hate that guy.

Originally posted by leonidas
i still look at teh keyboard when i type. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

but i've gotten pretty damn fast! kida like the guy who has the worst golf swing on earth and yet grooves it somehow so everything is 250 yards straight in the center of the fairway. ๐Ÿ˜

i hate that guy.

I've somewhat learned to look up while I type but it is kind of slow when I do so. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Originally posted by leonidas
but i've gotten pretty damn fast! kida like the guy who has the worst golf swing on earth and yet grooves it somehow so everything is 250 yards straight in the center of the fairway.

Are you like 75 or something?

Originally posted by Scoobless
If i don't recheck my typing twice then this is what it looks like

if i don'trechheck mytypt9ng tice then this is twhat it lookks lke

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Well, that seems weird.
I wonder how lonf it would take for me to make a mistake.

Whoops I make one above, and ruight there.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Are you like 75 or something?

why, you got something against 75 year olds? think you're better than we -- er, they -- are?? besides, haven't you heard -- 75 is like the new . . . 72? ๐Ÿ˜•

Originally posted by leonidas
why, you got something against 75 year olds? think you're better than we -- er, they -- are?? besides, haven't you heard -- 75 is like the new . . . 72? ๐Ÿ˜•

petpet No. It's just that there is a limited group of people who make golf analogies.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
petpet No. It's just that there is a limited group of people who make golf analogies.

yeah. golfers. ๐Ÿ˜

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
petpet No. It's just that there is a limited group of people who make golf analogies.
Hey I like to Golf ๐Ÿ˜

Originally posted by Newjak
Hey I like to Golf ๐Ÿ˜

cheers

Originally posted by leonidas
cheers
Yep although I am possibly the worst golfer ever ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by leonidas
i still look at teh keyboard when i type. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

but i've gotten pretty damn fast! kida like the guy who has the worst golf swing on earth and yet grooves it somehow so everything is 250 yards straight in the center of the fairway. ๐Ÿ˜

i hate that guy.

You'd hate me then ... fastest swing in the world and I knock my drives 300-350+ yards (depending on the wind) up the fairway.

Occasionally 200 yards forwards and 150 yards at 90 degrees to the right though ... but mainly straight.

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Originally posted by leonidas
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SCOOB SMASH KEYBOARD!!

Indeed!

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Originally posted by Scoobless
You'd hate me then ... fastest swing in the world and I knock my drives 300-350+ yards (depending on the wind) up the fairway.

Occasionally 200 yards forwards and 150 yards at 90 degrees to the right though ... but mainly straight.

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you're drunker than i thought. ๐Ÿ˜

drunker? ๐Ÿ˜•

ps--can you get a tee-time at st andrews . . .?

Originally posted by leonidas
you're drunker than i thought. ๐Ÿ˜

drunker? ๐Ÿ˜•

ps--can you get a tee-time at st andrews . . .?

The funny part is that I'm not .... I play off a reasonably high handicap but can out-drive anyone I've ever played against (including guys who play off of less than 5)

I often have one or two scrappy holes per medal round that keep my handicap at a middling number.

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nuts GOLFERS!!! nuts

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
nuts GOLFERS!!! nuts
Yes run run evillaugh

Originally posted by Newjak
Yes run run evillaugh

Why run when I can drive, little birdie?

So what are the actual Odds on this thing?

I played a match the other day, I was getting 10 shots off the other guy and I played level par for the first 5 holes ... I was 5 over for the first 9 .... I won the match on the 13th green.

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Trickster-
Only chance he's got, is if everybody but him and Martian drop out, and even then, he's only got a 25% chance to win...

That's his odds anyway...

Either way, I think Leo will probably win...