academy award speech

Yeah, its similar to famous last words, but oh well. You have just won a acedemy award, what is your speech or words of wisdom?

"its about time, ass-holes"

"This is kind of a slap in the face....but in a good way"

yay, im beta than all of you, but anyways i would like to thank myself for acting so well, and YOU ALL SUCK**it!!!....... (crowd goes silente).....😖 TAKE THIS ______(host name)(throws award at him and runs away)

I would like to thank the little people (midgets) for helping me with my porno; CockSlap 3. Thank you all

' Go team' 😄

Originally posted by R8#@NG!G@
yay, im beta than all of you, but anyways i would like to thank myself for acting so well, and YOU ALL SUCK**it!!!....... (crowd goes silente).....😖 TAKE THIS ______(host name)(throws award at him and runs away)

i would watch that award show 🙄

"ALL WILL KNEEL!"

How much do you reckon I could get for this on ebay?

"Is this real gold? Oh well, I'm pretty sure the pawn shop wouldn't know."

"Oscars are boring, dull, and lame....bunch of snobs and clueless celebs."

(that's not a speech..it's actually a response to the invitation)

'Thanks'