I think I'm having a Heart Attack

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Schecter Restricted

I think I'm having a Heart Attack

my left arm just went numb, im short of breath, my vision just turned blurry and i'm very dizzy.
what should i do?

:edit: damnit this was meant for the OTF hehe

Robtard Senor Member

If real, take an aspirin and call 9-1-1... Since it's not, grab youself by the back of the head and smash your face into your cheap-ass 15" CRT monitor.

Schecter Restricted

hehehe it was meant as a jab to all these incompetent people who rely on kmc for all their life's advice, even immediately pressing health issues...then it backfired on me

FeceMan Restricted

"The crows are calling my name," thought Caw.

WrathfulDwarf THE LOOSE CANNON

I'm not sure if you're serious or not...but anyways, I suggest that you stop posting, log off, and go get see a doctor.

Bardock42 Junior Member

Do what Robtard said. Though, if real, take his second advise anyways.

Schecter Restricted
Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
I'm not sure if you're serious or not...but anyways, I suggest that you stop posting, log off, and go get see a doctor.

even if im was joking? 😕

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by FeceMan
"The crows are calling my name," thought Caw.

Correct, but since I didn't make it up, I am quoting it in full to not be a filthy plagiarist.

*=DeathReaperr' The Dark Knight

If you were having a heart attack you wouldnt take the time to post

Mr. Bacon Who?

if you were having a heart attack i doubt youd be on here right now

Les yeux clos Wisdomous

Cough....apparently you're supposed to give a chesty cough or something if you think you're having a heart attack.

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by Bardock42
Do what Robtard said. Though, if real, take his second advise anyways.

Now... that is "true love". I'm so happy for you two.

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

I suggest that you succumb. It's what God wants you to do

SpartanII nuff sed

I suggest you pick up a baseball bat, take careful aim, then whack repeateedley at your own face until dead.

mother****er.

Puzzle Senior Member

Originally posted by Schecter
my left arm just went numb, im short of breath, my vision just turned blurry and i'm very dizzy.
what should i do?

:edit: damnit this was meant for the OTF hehe

Well if you drop dead at least the ferrets will have sufficient meat to nibble on until your body is found.

Bardock42 Junior Member
Originally posted by Schecter
even if im was joking? 😕

Yes, if you are joking you seriously need mental help.

Love ya.

Schecter Restricted
Originally posted by Puzzle
Well if you drop dead at least the ferrets will have sufficient meat to nibble on until your body is found.

this is true 😊

but who'll give them fresh water? cry

anyway, just got back from the doctor. i told him that wrathful dwarf told me i needed to see a doctor. i left before the cops arrived.

AngryManatee Sexy Ham Manwich

man this thread was finished before it started. Twas like bringing your weiner to a scissor fight.

ThePittman "Pitt Happens"

Originally posted by Schecter
my left arm just went numb, im short of breath, my vision just turned blurry and i'm very dizzy.
what should i do?

:edit: damnit this was meant for the OTF hehe

I would suggest drinking a Spike energy drink and taking 5 NoDoz and running 15 miles with 10 lbs strapped to your feet. pitt_shifty

BackFire Blood. It's nature's lube

Re: I think I'm having a Heart Attack

Originally posted by Schecter
my left arm just went numb, im short of breath, my vision just turned blurry and i'm very dizzy.
what should i do?

:edit: damnit this was meant for the OTF hehe

Quick! Eat some bacon!

Then eat a double cheeseburger!

And Chili Cheese Fries!

mmmmm, nevermind, I'll do it.