I Witnessed A Murder Yesterday.......

Originally posted by JacopeX
Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them were standing, and one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about to smash it into the grounded guys head again, when the two realized a whole busload of kids were looking at them.

The shorter man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the grounded guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off.
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😆 😂 😆 well i guess atleast the guy had enough courtesy to save you all a terrible experience, by not smashing his skull in 😆

Originally posted by InnerRise
I was kind of disappointed.

I thought the guy with the gun was going to shoot the kids inside the school bus and the guy with the baseball bat was going to come and get rid of the eyewitnesses. sadwalk

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

I'm not amused. 1234

Originally posted by JacopeX
^ He laughs at murder.

I laugh at bullshit. ✅

Originally posted by InnerRise
I was kind of disappointed.

I thought the guy with the gun was going to shoot the kids inside the school bus and the guy with the baseball bat was going to come and get rid of the eyewitnesses. sadwalk

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Would have been nice...but then we wouldn't have heard from Jacope ever again...no, wait, that's nice too.

Originally posted by Puzzle
Would have been nice...but then we wouldn't have heard from Jacope ever again...no, wait, that's nice too.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

There was a very similar thread in the same forum not too long ago....but it was set up better.

You know, you actually felt good reading it afterwards, cause it wasn't shit.

Originally posted by Bardock42
There was a very similar thread in the same forum not too long ago....but it was set up better.

You know, you actually felt good reading it afterwards, cause it wasn't shit.

Hahaha, funny german.

Originally posted by BackFire
Hahaha, funny german.

Thank you, now go do your job I don't pay you for, find the thread and close this one.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Thank you, now go do your job I don't pay you for, find the thread and close this one.

Hahahaha.

Cute.

Originally posted by BackFire
Hahahaha.

Cute.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Are you coming on to me?

Cumming, on you.

Pretty close though.

Originally posted by BackFire
Cumming, on you.

Pretty close though.

Will it make my skin softer?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Will it make my skin softer?

For a little.

Then it will harden and become itchy.

Ask AC, he can give you remedies for it.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Will it make my skin softer?

If you open wide, remember it's a good source of protein.

Originally posted by BackFire
For a little.

Then it will harden and become itchy.

Ask AC, he can give you remedies for it.

Originally posted by Puzzle
If you open wide, remember it's a good source of protein.

SICK!

Originally posted by BackFire
For a little.

Then it will harden and become itchy.

Ask AC, he can give you remedies for it.

Originally posted by Puzzle
If you open wide, remember it's a good source of protein.

Gay

I knew this thread was a fake, because the vocabulary was nice.

Actually I typed it up and use MS to spellcheck it, also put in better grammar and commas, Etc. 😉

I was looking for the twist when i opened the thread, and i found it.
why was i looking for the plot twist? idk... matbe a hunch. or it has been done enough times before to realise it'll be done again.
also cause Jacope X posted it.