And people think Surfer can beat Superman?

Started by Soljer21 pages
Originally posted by Validus
Haha, oh man, I kick ass. 😎

Horse ass?

All kinds of asses.

Out of curiosity; who is Xtroid? On the HEF, he's taking my sentences verbatim, and I wouldn't want to be confused with him.

Originally posted by Validus
I write Geoff Johns everyday to retcon JS into a white man. 🙁

I don't know why but I find this post hilarious.

Originally posted by Soljer
Out of curiosity; who is Xtroid? On the HEF, he's taking my sentences verbatim, and I wouldn't want to be confused with him.

Hmmm...

I wonder who he could be... 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Evil_Ash
Hmmm...

I wonder who he could be... 😖hifty:

😠

Originally posted by Kid Kurdy
That's like Aunt May taking on Grey Hulk. And winning !

Didn't she stop SavageHulk with a frying pan?

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Didn't she stop SavageHulk with a frying pan?

Yup.

She also speedblitzed Galactus in The Amazing Aunt May #345.

Perhaps I should scan, hm?

Originally posted by Evil_Ash
Yup.

She also speedblitzed Galactus in The Amazing Aunt May #345.

Perhaps I should scan, hm?

🙄 Well I'd like a scan of the first one if it actually happened.

Originally posted by jumpmann
It was a rear naked choke, none of you comic book nerds know how insanely impossible it is to get out of that move. If someone secures it in a mixed martial arts fights then its over. Use some logic.

Oh wait it was the Black Panther putting it on the Surfer...nvm...

That was NOT a RNC

His left arm isn't even really around SS's neck. And although there are many ways to apply a RNC, explain to me how this was going to choke SS. It was the arm that BP was working on.

Originally posted by Stupid Rookie
That was NOT a RNC

His left arm isn't even really around SS's neck. And although there are many ways to apply a RNC, explain to me how this was going to choke SS. It was the arm that BP was working on.

Also, someone explain how you would even apply a rear naked choke to a being who lacks arteries, veins, and a trachea? Doesn't matter if you applies a blood choke or an airway choke - there is no way it'd affect the Surfer....

Originally posted by Soljer
Also, someone explain how you would even apply a rear naked choke to a being who lacks arteries, veins, and a trachea? Doesn't matter if you applies a blood choke or an airway choke - there is no way it'd affect the Surfer....

Exactly. I don't see how any hold could possibly work. The guys has no ligaments, bones etc as far as I know. That combined witht he fact he doesn't have to breathe should make this whole thing even stupider.
I agree with you Soljer

All these people who claim to be BJJ experts and say there is no way to get out of these holds are idiots. literally we are talking about someone who is hundreds of times stronger than BP. It is amazing some of the junk people come up with.

So is Stardust a he or a she?

Originally posted by Estacado
So is Stardust a he or a she?

Neither 😬

Doesn't mean I don't refer to him as "He" though.

Well Thing called him a lady in the book....

Maybe the writer did think he had muscles.

After all, in the heralds of Galactus oneshot, when he surfer the energies of the crunch, his silver skin was peeled away, and revealed musculature underneath.

Bad writing extends past one story, and into the next, ehh?

Originally posted by Estacado
So is Stardust a he or a she?

Dont know, at first i thought Stardust was a she, it looks pretty feminine and the name is pretty feminine as well. 😬

If you ask me, Stardust is genderless - too alien to have a gender

Originally posted by Endless Mike
If you ask me, Stardust is genderless - too alien to have a gender

Yeah, his race is called ethereals and they're genderless I believe.

Re: And people think Surfer can beat Superman?

Originally posted by Validus

Now all the Surfer fans out there know what it feels like to be a GL fan...ermmnone

I am a good looking fan....thanks for caring.