300 vs Batman

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300 vs Batman

Ok, both get their standard equip:

Spartans: Shields, Swords, spears and helmets.

Batman: Kevlar/Nomex Dark Knight Batsuit with bladed forearm gauntlets and kevlar-lined cape which is bullet-resistant with lead weighted tips and lead shot in gloves, batarangs: 25 mini shuriken batarangs that are poison-tipped to paralyze, 3 rope batarangs, 5 "true" batarangs that return via GPS device in them and 6 exploding batarangs, grapple gun with jumplines, 4 bat-grenades, 7 flashbangs, 30 mini sleepy nerve/tear gas capsules and 6 smoke capsules.

the fights in an open field in Greece.

oh yeah and Bats is bloodlusted

Batman kills the 300 spartans.

😐

300 Bat-kicks ftw! 😖hifty:

Bats dies Valiantly.

batman luckilly brought his "bat anti-greek repellent" to the field, and with a witty remark from Robin who sat on the sidelines, The Spartans fall to the repellent and retreat.

Originally posted by Galan007
300 Bat-kicks ftw! 😖hifty:

You're underestimating Batman.

There's no way he would need a BK for every Spartan.

haermm

True...

to save energy and turn numbers to his advantage B' would scand in a central position and

whittle Spartans down with xplosices

freeze some

blind some

blow some to bits

nail some in the neck with batarangs

The kevlar and Cape are great protection against flaailing spears and stuff.

Nerve Strikes for the rest. [nerve strike after nerve strike ]

untill A Spartan Lands a lucky left hook. Then Everyone piles on The Dark Knight.

To have a chance at winning this, Bats would need to fight smart and be very resourceful with his gadgets. If he was bloodlusted I doubt he would use all his items to maximum effect. He would eventually get stabbed and the rest would take the opportunity and gank him.

Originally posted by don't shiv
to save energy and turn numbers to his advantage B' would scand in a central position and

blow some

nail some

the neck

flaailing spears

. . . yeah I'm bored

Batman runs over 299 of them with the Batmobile.
Stops to check out Lena Heady and the Oracle, gets clobbered by the paedophile priests. rescued by King Leonides, then makes him an honorary Batman.

btw an "anti-Greek repellant" would repel anti-Greeks 😕

Batman has a better chance than Captain America. However he's gonna have to use strategy, wits and his gadgets to survive.

A couple of well-placed Bat-grenades, tear gas and sonics can give him the win...barely.

Originally posted by Draco69
Batman has a better chance than Captain America. However he's gonna have to use strategy, wits and his gadgets to survive.

A couple of well-placed Bat-grenades, tear gas and sonics can give him the win...barely.

Yep.
Flash Bangs would **** up some unarmored Spartans.

what if Wonder Woman faced off against 300 Spartans?
would she hold back?
would the Gods intervene?

Originally posted by Draco69
Batman has a better chance than Captain America. However he's gonna have to use strategy, wits and his gadgets to survive.

A couple of well-placed Bat-grenades, tear gas and sonics can give him the win...barely.

Bah, Cap has the power of America!

All Batman has is the power of an emo kid with too much money 😖hifty:

😛

Originally posted by Grimm22
Bah, Cap has the power of America!

All Batman has is the power of an emo kid with too much money 😖hifty:

😛


Iraq?

300 FTW

Originally posted by janus77
Batman runs over 299 of them with the Batmobile.
Stops to check out Lena Heady and the Oracle, gets clobbered by the paedophile priests. rescued by King Leonides, then makes him an honorary Batman.

btw an "anti-Greek repellant" would repel anti-Greeks 😕

-_-'

no the spray causes an anti-greekzone, or something shrug

batman gets the crap stompped out of him... he probably drops about 20 spartans w/gadgets but he still gets stomped in the end.

Batman stomps the 300 and walks into town to stomp 300 more.After that he can take on the entire Roman army,the Celts,the Goths,the Mongolians and the Vandals.......... His run stops at the Vikings. The Vikings are tuff.If they feel they are loosing the battle the just call Thor and he would fly down and hammer Batman to North America where the Native Americans scalp him.