The What Do You Do At a Drunken Party That You Regret The Next Day Thread

Started by Dustin [Tsure]11 pages

Originally posted by Zatch
Self Explainatory.
haermm

I slept with an incredibly fat chick once. She rolled over onto me the next morning and the horror sunk in.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I slept with an incredibly fat chick once. She rolled over onto me the next morning and the horror sunk in.
😂 Poor You.

Originally posted by Dustin [Tsure]
😂 Poor You.
I sunk in too. into her rolls. funny thing is she gave great cone. 😆

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I sunk in too. into her rolls. funny thing is she gave great cone. 😆
They say the fat chicks are the best. Just have to do things in the dark.

she was really pretty, but DAMN there was so much of her.

I lost my virginity 😐

me too, many moons ago.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
she was really pretty, but DAMN there was so much of her.
She needed onstar to find her ass kind of fat?
Originally posted by Blight
I lost my virginity 😐
Shitty luck. 😐

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
me too, many moons ago.
Oh I was just answering the title of the thread...

me too. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Dustin [Tsure]
She needed onstar to find her ass kind of fat? Shitty luck. 😐
Luck had nothing to do with it haermm

Originally posted by Blight
Luck had nothing to do with it haermm
Hit and run. crylaugh

Originally posted by Dustin [Tsure]
Hit and run. crylaugh
She ran haermm

It's okay. I didn't perfect my craft until my second one 😐

Originally posted by Blight
She ran haermm

It's okay. I didn't perfect my craft until my second one 😐

Something tells me it took more than 5. haermm

Originally posted by Dustin [Tsure]
Something tells me it took more than 5. haermm
Well since I've only been with two I think it was the second one. ermm

Originally posted by Blight
Well since I've only been with two I think it was the second one. ermm
ahemcoughlamecoughahem. J.k. Rowling!

Originally posted by Dustin [Tsure]
ahemcoughlamecoughahem. J.k. Rowling!
Lame!?

I have probably had more sex than prince in the one year relationship I had... ermm

Originally posted by Blight
Lame!?

I have probably had more sex than prince in the one year relationship I had... ermm

You said you only had sex twice. 😐

Originally posted by Dustin [Tsure]
You said you only had sex twice. 😐
I actually said "I've only been with two". Bit of a difference 😉