cobra commander vs. lex luthor FIST FIGHT BEEATCHES!

Started by charlemagne97462 pages

I guess Serpentor would be a better hand to hand fighter than any Cobra....he almost killed Duke in the cartoon...and his strength rivals Sgt. Slaughter's.

Originally posted by jinzin
that's crazy.... maybe firefly's improved since then?

Maybe... but neither Zartan or Firefly are beating Snake-eyes or Storm Shadow in a fair combat. 😉

still I was like

DAYYYYUMMM when firefly went at it with storm shadow with nothing but his wee-little knife.. even managed to snatch snake eyes' 2nd ninja-tu...

and the whole time he did it.. he was non cholant.. one of the collest comic fights I've ever seen in terms of h2h.

Originally posted by jinzin
still I was like

DAYYYYUMMM when firefly went at it with storm shadow with nothing but his wee-little knife.. even managed to snatch snake eyes' 2nd ninja-tu...

and the whole time he did it.. he was non cholant.. one of the collest comic fights I've ever seen in terms of h2h.

The art in those first few America's Elite issue was amazing, especially the action sequences... which makes it even sadder that art as sucked recently.

oh i know.. that's actually why i started picking up the book.. (that EXACT reason verbatum actually) and then when the art looked similar but started to go downhill I was like "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

a shame.

Jinzin: Ninja ninja nin snikt ninja nin ninja bub ninja...

Shrank: Ha! Bub ninja snikt snikt nin ninja bub nin!

😐

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Jinzin: Ninja ninja nin snikt ninja nin ninja bub ninja...

Shrank: Ha! Bub ninja snikt snikt nin ninja bub nin!

😐

😂 🤣 😂

best. post. ever;

and it's funny cause it's true..

Re: cobra commander vs. lex luthor FIST FIGHT BEEATCHES!

Originally posted by jinzin
BRING ON THE PAIN!

cobra

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Jinzin: Ninja ninja nin snikt ninja nin ninja bub ninja...

Shrank: Ha! Bub ninja snikt snikt nin ninja bub nin!

😐

I like things that aren't ninjas or Wolverine! 😠 Take Elektra for example... shit... wait... maybe I don't. 😮

Did you read the last issue of America's Elite, jinzin? I'm still mad about it. 🙁

ppfffffft.. and some people actually think ninjas vs. pirates is up for debate.. shows what they know.

Originally posted by jinzin
ppfffffft.. and some people actually think ninjas vs. pirates is up for debate.. shows what they know.

Pirates are gay. They wear eye shadow and have names like "Captain Jack Sparrow". 😈

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
You made a brief case on CC having some form of combat training and then said but Storm Shadow and Zartan were his superiors... the but makes it read like you are discrediting the skills of Cobra Commander by discrediting those of Storm Shadow.

........

Where does it say that i'm discrediting Stormshadow and Zartan?

And CC would at least have some form of basic training considering that he's the leader no?

Originally posted by draxx_tOfU
well, in fairness to CC, there must be a reason that [b]he's the leader...

so he must at least have some basic training...

but as seen in the cartoons, Zartan or Stormshadow were superior to him in terms of hand to hand skill, even Destro... [/B]

is this the post you're referring to?

where do I even begin to discredit Zartan et al, when i'm clearly saying that they are superior to CC in terms of hand to hand skill, even Destro as shown in the cartoon...

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Did you read the last issue of America's Elite, jinzin? I'm still mad about it. 🙁

actually no.. I started to patter off after cobra commander made his appearance again.. I've only picked up issues here and there since.. why what happened?

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Pirates are gay. They wear eye shadow and have names like "Captain Jack Sparrow". 😈

and share poop decks with orlando bloom!

wait i know it's a fist fight, but does that mean lex can't use his teleporter, and does it also mean that cobra can't hide a mechanical cobra in a basket that shoots poison gas out of it's mouth so he can yell "COBRA!" when lex opens the basket?