The New Giggle Time Happy Thread

Originally posted by JediKatarn1
I have asked Mr. Suttle on myspace about General Grievous being a Dark Jedi or not. He is right that General Grievous is a Dark Jedi. This is what my good friend had to say:

"Grievous is a dark jedi. Lucas says he was trained by Esra Gib who was a sith spy/dark jedi. He trained the great but evil general all he knew on the instructions of Sidious."

Lucas makes the decision about Star Wars and all characters. If Lucas says Grievous is a Dark Jedi then General Grievous is a Dark Jedi.

Sephiroth you need to get it, in your fat brain that my name is Cory.
Clarence means Chuck and Chuck means Charles. My name is Cory not Clarence...."Cory."

Cory you are a tool. "Esra Gib" is an anagram of "big arse"... I think the joke is on you. Hahaha. And your REAL name is Clarence Morrel. Your pretend name is Cory Morr. Cory is a sissy name anyway. As me having a fat brain, well that's a compliment. It's better than being a fat Mexican.

Hahaha

Hahahaha

This board is hilarious!

Originally posted by Darth Sephiroth
Cory you are a tool. "Esra Gib" is an anagram of "big arse"... I think the joke is on you. Hahaha. And your REAL name is Clarence Morrel. Your pretend name is Cory Morr. Cory is a sissy name anyway. As me having a fat brain, well that's a compliment. It's better than being a fat Mexican.

Hahaha

Hey Sephiroth!!!!!!!!!!!! Supershadow says: "Shut the Phuck up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" That Dark Jedi name is "NOT" and I repeat is "NOT" a anagram for big ass or big arse just a shear and like coinicidense of that anagram. So in the respect of Mr. Mickey Suttle STFU!!!!!!! Sephishit. I am not spanish your gaylord phucking father kock sucking son of ***** Scourge English bastard. In your gizz face:-P
Lucas came up with,"Esra Gib" not Shadow so don't persecute Mr. Suttle you jerk off.

Originally posted by sweersa
I was joking Darth Hord. You guys take everything seriously here, which is pretty funny.

I laughed when you said a comic book was canon! lol

First of all i was talking to cory again and yes the comics ARE canon but on a lower level then the movies obviously. An your are probably we do take things a little seriously and we don get out of control but can you blame us? Look who we are talking to...The guy thinks your like 6 different people at once.

You all take this whole thing way to seriously lol.

-T

Originally posted by JediKatarn1
yes he does dope head.

Originally posted by Darth Hord
First of all i was talking to cory again and yes the comics ARE canon but on a lower level then the movies obviously. An your are probably we do take things a little seriously and we don get out of control but can you blame us? Look who we are talking to...The guy thinks your like 6 different people at once.

A lower level of canon? Oh common, thats a bunch of BS. Its either real or not. The real canon is what we see in the films and what comes from Lucas.

EE's actual reason for existing to to keep the Star Wars market alive, to keep fans entertained, and to make money. Lucasfilm is a business remember.

Yeah, its insane Cory thinks I am that many people, I almost feel bad for the guy.

Originally posted by sweersa
A lower level of canon? Oh common, thats a bunch of BS. Its either real or not. The real canon is what we see in the films and what comes from Lucas.

EE's actual reason for existing to to keep the Star Wars market alive, to keep fans entertained, and to make money. Lucasfilm is a business remember.

Yeah, its insane Cory thinks I am that many people, I almost feel bad for the guy.

Yes there is different levels of canon like Lucas>movies>movie scripts or novelizations>books>/videogamescartoons/comics

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Canon wookieepedia has a good article about the eu and its place in canon. And so what if it is a business ? Just because it wants to make money doesnt rule out their products such as books or games as canon. The "level" of its canon is lower than the movies. Let's say there is a book that was made after before the TPM when we learn of the rule of two. And in the book (which lets say takes place right before RTOJ) says there are many sith in the empire. The movie contradicts but its level of canon i s higher than the book's so the statement in the book is considered noncanon because a high level of canon contradicts it. Get the drift?

And I do feel a little bad for cory all his hopes and dreams will be crushed when he eventually realizes the shadow is a fraud. The guy is more paranoid/crazy than the people who post in the conspiracy forums on KMC. 😆 😆 😆

He should be locked away in a secluded area where he will slowly go mad and die.

-T

Originally posted by Big Bad T
He should be locked away in a secluded area where he will slowly go mad and die.-T

That or we can freeze him in carbonite!!!and unfreeze him in the future when shadow has been revealed as a fraud.

That too. I can't belive we have to wait so long for it to be proven Shadow is a faud.

-T

Originally posted by Big Bad T
That too. I can't belive we have to wait so long for it to be proven Shadow is a faud.

-T

idc really when because it will happen in the future there is no getting around it. Lucasfilm is obviously a where of him and stopped him from collecting the donations. Its only a matter of time until he makes a mistake that will cost him. Oh i was reading the films he claimed to produce and guess what not only have never seen/heard about them being on channels like the history channels,discovery,NGC or something like that but they are all of course fake.

sorry to go off topic here, but i laughed when i read this!
Um, I've been a fan of Star Wars for the majority of my life. I've even found myself watching the complete saga over and over again. Well, I recently have learned that there will be further production of this storyline made into a movie and I was wondering if the original cast of Episode 4, 5 and 6 are going to be in this next round of films that are planned to be out in the coming years? (SuperShadow: Lucas has contacted the original cast from the classic Star Wars trilogy and in principle they want to work on Episode 7, 8 and 9. The sticking point is salaries. Lucas may not be able to meet all their exorbitant salary needs. We'll have to wait and see what happens.)

last year supershit said that HE contacted the original cast along with Billy Dee Williams! come on Mickey, get with the programme and remember your own BS!

Salaries? You got to be kidding me. The PT brought more than enough to pay the actors,you have money brought in by the books and videogames and the indiana jones coming out next year. Money is not an issue.

You know what SuperStupid dose. He portrays Lucas as someone who only likes money and hates the fans.

-T

Originally posted by Big Bad T
You know what SuperStupid dose. He portrays Lucas as someone who only likes money and hates the fans.

-T

Originally posted by Darth Hord
Yes there is different levels of canon like Lucas>movies>movie scripts or novelizations>books>/videogamescartoons/comics

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Canon wookieepedia has a good article about the eu and its place in canon. And so what if it is a business ? Just because it wants to make money doesnt rule out their products such as books or games as canon. The "level" of its canon is lower than the movies. Let's say there is a book that was made after before the TPM when we learn of the rule of two. And in the book (which lets say takes place right before RTOJ) says there are many sith in the empire. The movie contradicts but its level of canon i s higher than the book's so the statement in the book is considered noncanon because a high level of canon contradicts it. Get the drift?

And I do feel a little bad for cory all his hopes and dreams will be crushed when he eventually realizes the shadow is a fraud. The guy is more paranoid/crazy than the people who post in the conspiracy forums on KMC. 😆 😆 😆

I have read that wookiepedia info, its a good source, but not necessarily valid. Think about it, how could something be partially canon? Its either real or not, sometimes it can be at a personal level, the EU that sucks in my opinion never happened, and the EU that rocks happened.

The EU also has a lot of contradictions. (No I will not give examples, just read most of the books, comics, etc, that take place after ROTJ or were written before the PT, you will know what I am talking about.)

You should also stop knocking SS for making contradictions, he is no different from Star Wars EU, heck, most of his stuff is even better!

But really, the ULTIMATE canon is from the movies and straight from Lucas.

Ha, everyone knows, if they read the guides on technology and things like that, that grevious is completely electtronic. He had a chip implanted in his brain that makes him an expert in fighting with sabers, and Dooku, helped him perfect it. Hes so fast because of the way hes built like a spider. He is strong because of the strength enhancers all over the place, and he was a kaleesh warlord before he was a cyborg. He was no dark jedi, jedikatarn. your an idiot. lol!!!

Originally posted by godzillaman99
Ha, everyone knows, if they read the guides on technology and things like that, that grevious is completely electtronic. He had a chip implanted in his brain that makes him an expert in fighting with sabers, and Dooku, helped him perfect it. Hes so fast because of the way hes built like a spider. He is strong because of the strength enhancers all over the place, and he was a kaleesh warlord before he was a cyborg. He was no dark jedi, jedikatarn. your an idiot. lol!!!

You are all wrong, General Grevious was actually a cashier at a local party store. He smoked too many cigarettes which explains his respiratory issues.

Originally posted by sweersa
You are all wrong, General Grevious was actually a cashier at a local party store. He smoked too many cigarettes which explains his respiratory issues.

😂

sweersa: As far as I am aware, Wookieepedia is absolutely correct in the article on canonicity. A thorough search of starwars.com might avail some proof....