Gideon vs. the SW Universe
Gideon, master of the universe, decides to take on the whole SW universe.
Round 1: Lightsabers
Round 2: Force powers
Round 3: All out
Round 4: Ability to quack like a duck
Round 5: Knowledge of martial arts (Chuck Norris will be on Gideon's team for this round
Round 6: Which one Advent, Rex, and Nebaris have the hots for, most.
Round 1: Lightsabers
We've seen people swing lightsabers like blind man with a bat and defeat one of the strongest Sith of all time. You'll be pwning a lot.
Round 2: Force powers
Because people in real life are smarter than the ones in fiction, you'll be using that nifty Shut-Off-Blood-Vessels-in-the-Brain Technique.
Round 3: All out
Lightsaber bat swings + blood vessel closings = dead SW.
Round 4: Ability to quack like a duck
The quacking is strong with you, young Gideon...but you are not a mallard yet.
Round 5: Knowledge of martial arts (Chuck Norris will be on Gideon's team for this round
I guess Lee be overkill.
Originally posted by jollyjim311
I know a kid with the nick name "Buttsex Rex."He's a cool kid, the name just stuck since I guess they thought it was funny in middle school...
Y'know, I used to be [and still can] be a humungous prick. But, in my 8th grade year, I realized that - when I pick on somebody - I might give them the incentive to turn completely psychotic and either a.) kill dozens of people, b.) kill me, or c.) all the above. Thus, I only insult people (face-to-face) under grave circumstances.
That said, I find 'Buttsex Rex' to be quite funny.
Originally posted by jollyjim311
I saw him just today smoking on the swings with his girlfriend.
Smoking? How dreadful. Were I president of the United States or ruler of a galactic empire, I would prohibit smoking, and forcibly remove the testicles of all who breached the law! And, if they didn't have testicles... well, then I'd just have a pair surgically added, and then I'd rip them off! Mwahahah!
Makes me wonder if Palpatine advocated smoking [does smoking even exist in SW?]
Re: Gideon vs. the SW Universe
Originally posted by Gideon
Gideon, master of the universe, decides to take on the whole SW universe.Round 1: Lightsabers
Round 2: Force powers
Round 3: All out
Round 4: Ability to quack like a duck
Round 5: Knowledge of martial arts (Chuck Norris will be on Gideon's team for this round
Round 6: Which one Advent, Rex, and Nebaris have the hots for, most.
You most likely own everyone in each one, Gideon.