Captain REX runs the gauntlet

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Captain REX runs the gauntlet

Sorry Rex, I must be a n00b every once in a while. This is a while

Thread Closing Power is gone as well PMing Ushgarak.

Round 1- Me

Round 2- Numan

Round 3- Nooberis

Round 4- Sorgo

Round 5- Plo-Koon(Lawl, you don't stand a chance Rex).

*Activates cloaking, making impervious to Rex's sensors*

Warp 9, Engage!

Why the hell am I not listed, as Supreme Master of the Known Universe [other than God Almighty, of course]?

Originally posted by Gideon
Why the hell am I not listed, as Supreme Master of the Known Universe [other than God Almighty, of course]?

Cause your not a n00b.

Originally posted by Janus X
Cause your not a n00b.

I am Darth Noobius! Lord of the No - ugh! *REX's arrow pierces my jugular*

Originally posted by Gideon
I am Darth Noobius! Lord of the No - ugh! *REX's arrow pierces my jugular*

WHAT? I AM THE DARTH NOOBIUS. LORD OF THE NOOBS. *dodges Rex's arrow*, I HAVE AVOIDED BAN DESPITE ALL TROUBLES. I AM THE KING OF NOOBS.

Praise Koon

Rex has to take on Janus Christ in the first round already?? Numan and Nebaris are good at lacking self respect and thus returning constantly to where they are mocked and hated, Rex could probably not defeat them because of constant resurrects but he could make them destroy themselves by providing them with even more self hatred and pity.
Sorgo is incredible though, using intimidating battle cries and duel weilding posts. However if Rex managed to destroy Janus Christ and Sorgo the annihilator, Plo Koon would judge his soul and decide his fate fairly quick.

These are my evaluations to add to the debate. Let's not hold back in arguing! GOGOGO!!!

We all know that I am T3H 1337 N00B 707!

Re: Captain REX runs the gauntlet

I'll let the debate continue for a bit before I share my thoughts... oh

Summoning the power of The Mod, he Modbliterates all of his enemies. Because he is REX, and thus deserves a place among the true elite of the universe: God, Jesus, Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer, and Supreme Lord Gideon de Turkey are some examples of these celestial beings... REX deserves a place along side us.

Gideon, Gideon, Gideon...

Samual L. Jackson, Tom Cruise, and Wolverine would wreck you.

And REX dies at Noobaris. Even REX's godlymodly power is no match for the power of the "infinity proxie"

Gideon, Gideon, Gideon...

Has my name become a mantra for you, and do you moan it passionately in the dead of night? If so, you, REX, and Advent all have something strangely in common. 😐

Samual L. Jackson, Tom Cruise, and Wolverine would wreck you.

Jackson was launched out of a window by Emperor Palpatine, who I am most assuredly greater than. Tom Cruise comes up to my kneecap, so I can simply step over him, and Wolverine? Pfah! I'll simply dismiss him with a look; it wouldn't come down to an actual confrontation.

And REX dies at Noobaris. Even REX's godlymodly power is no match for the power of the "infinity proxie"

Please. I'm opted to say that REX will use the Sion-Exile route and break his will... if only we knew who Nebaris loved [other than me].

Has my name become a mantra for you, and do you moan it passionately in the dead of night? If so, you, REX, and Advent all have something strangely in common. 😐

Yes.. it has. 🙁 I've always had a fetish for Kentucky boys.

Jackson was launched out of a window by Emperor Palpatine, who I am most assuredly greater than. Tom Cruise comes up to my kneecap, so I can simply step over him, and Wolverine? Pfah! I'll simply dismiss him with a look; it wouldn't come down to an actual confrontation.

SLJ was only taken by surprise, the lightning actually didn't do any damage, and SLJ simply flew away and is currently helping Plo-Koon watch over the time flux. Tom Cruise once almost beat Chuck Norris, thats an impressive feat, and Wolverine... Wolverine beat Maul, who is near Marka Ragnos level in over-ratedness.

Please. I'm opted to say that REX will use the Sion-Exile route and break his will... if only we knew who Nebaris loved [other than me].

Well, he apparently loves my cousin. He's always PM'ing her on EoD.

Yes.. it has. 🙁 I've always had a fetish for Kentucky boys.

I'm from Pennsylvania; Kentucky is simply the abysmal location of my current operations.

SLJ was only taken by surprise, the lightning actually didn't do any damage, and SLJ simply flew away and is currently helping Plo-Koon watch over the time flux. Tom Cruise once almost beat Chuck Norris, thats an impressive feat, and Wolverine... Wolverine beat Maul, who is near Marka Ragnos level in over-ratedness.

Lies!

If Samuel L. Jackson had survived, he would have ultimately returned to defeat and crush Emperor Palpatine - but what happened? The Empire reigned supreme for twenty years! Tom Cruise beat Chuck Norris by simultaneously playing a CD of Yoko Ono's 'Greatest Hits', thus weakening Chuck's powers! And Wolverine is nowhere near the all powerful Ragnos in anything!

Well, he apparently loves my cousin. He's always PM'ing her on EoD.

So do I. 😐