The Official Talk To Yourself thread
"Look at you...Damn, you are so good looking"
"I know i feel the same way...Im a sexy bithc"
"yeah you are, i wanna touch you in all the right ways in all the wrong places"
Wait, if im so beautifull, why do the bithces shoot me down?"
"Because you actually look like a piece of puked on dog turd, and i am your subconscious and it is my job to lie to you and make you feel good"
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