Storm vs. Green Lantern (with a twist)

Originally posted by Bardock42
Of course I can, he'd do anything for a fix.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
I edited. Recent Speedy has that Homosexual/Infidel Virus, from being a dirty little whore.

I have not been keeping up.

That blonde chick has HIV? Ha...haha...good thing Oliver is gay.

surely the JLA watchtower Vita ray can cure Mia of the viral contaminant

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Originally posted by 2damnloud
Storm for an easy win😐

only if sdhe fought nekkid AND had already given the GL some sex......

even in indestructible armor the GL could mind-raze her, or gas her, or blind her, or fire off her pleasure button uncontrollably, or.....

Tazer

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Originally posted by 2damnloud
So he can warp reality and transmute consisently??

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
A high level, competent one can, when PIS isn't involved. Most of the green lanterns that are ever mentioned on KMC can.

Chj'p has done it, and I woiuldnt call him "high-level", and transmutation is an afterthought to any1 who can do it

Tazer

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Originally posted by don't shiv
so why hasn't a competent green lantern schooled Darksied Superboy Prime, Talia Al Ghul, & Lex in solo combat already?

for the very same reason Marvel had SS act stupid and ignore the fact that he coulve just crushed T'challas arm around his neck with his chin......

its calld LAZY WRITING.

Tazer

Originally posted by Tazer
Yo.

for the very same reason Marvel had SS act stupid and ignore the fact that he coulve just crushed T'challas arm around his neck with his chin......

its calld LAZY WRITING.

Tazer

Nope, it's actually pretty good writing in theory.

With ridiculously over-powered characters, EVERYTHING can be considered PIS.

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Originally posted by 2damnloud
Nope, it's actually pretty good writing in theory.

With ridiculously over-powered characters, EVERYTHING can be considered PIS.

does that hold true for FL losing to Spiderman??

or Shatterstar stabbing Juggy inna eye??

or 3/4 of the BS Mags gets away with??

Tazer

Originally posted by Tazer
Yo.

does that hold true for FL losing to Spiderman??

or Shatterstar stabbing Juggy inna eye??

or 3/4 of the BS Mags gets away with??

Tazer

That's why I said "in theory".

Characters who move at FTL are never supposed to get hit. WHENEVER they do, it's PIS(Unless they get tagged by someone who is Faster than FTL), Then inturn, what do you do with THAT character?? You don't get hit, then what't the point of even being a character. If everytime you get into it with someone, you're not supposed to even be registering in their mind because you're too fast, what's the delima?? What is the character overcoming?

It makes things better, yet it may not make sense to you given their abilities.

Being unable to take a character's abilities into account when writing makes you a poor writer. Plenty of GOOD stories can be written about the nigh-omnipotent. Look at Lucifer. Look at the Spectre.

DC handles the near-omnipotents MUCH better than Marvel ever could. And the Surfer isn't even omnipotent - he just might as well be when compared with the fantastic four.