I demand they remove the Bible

Started by Shelbert Lemon5 pages

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
To the bonfire.fireman
Do marshmallows go good with bibles? 😛

Re: Re: I demand they remove the Bible

Originally posted by Burnt Pancakes

This likely fails to meet federal standards..

Originally posted by Janus X
It offends me. If they(Christians), removed several things in the world because they are offended, I demand the same thing. Bible offenses me! I certainly do not want to go to hell, as well, portrays my God incorrectly and slanders him!

DIAF, and your signature is obnoxious and makes me want to hurt you.

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
The Bible is nothing more then an over written history book which people use to form their faith around. It may socially motivate you... it may help you to form an 'agenda' for you on how you think you should lead your life. All of this is acceptable ..... still in the end .. it is a book.. written by men... based on stuff that supposedly happened. ..... therefore its a teaching tool.
I am changing my religion to my 7th Grade Social Studies textbook 😎

What reglion are you anyway?jm

Originally posted by Strangelove
I am changing my religion to my 7th Grade Social Studies textbook 😎
Have you tried the 8th grade history book... its a lil more in depth.. a real eye opener to how the world was and why we lead the lives we lead. 😖mart:

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
What reglion are you anyway?jm
Im not really that religious. ... Im spiritual more so.

Originally posted by Strangelove
I am changing my religion to my 7th Grade Social Studies textbook 😎

Which edition? You heretic. 😱 😆

Publisher?

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
The Bible is nothing more then an over written history book which people use to form their faith around. It may socially motivate you... it may help you to form an 'agenda' for you on how you think you should lead your life. All of this is acceptable ..... still in the end .. it is a book.. written by men... based on stuff that supposedly happened. ..... therefore its a teaching tool.

I didn't say it wasn't a teaching tool.

Originally posted by Devil King
I didn't say it wasn't a teaching tool.

hmm ...I understood it differently?

Originally posted by Devil King
Too bad it isn't. It's a social motivator, not a teaching tool.

Re: I demand they remove the Bible

Originally posted by Janus X
It offends me. If they(Christians), removed several things in the world because they are offended, I demand the same thing. Bible offenses me! I certainly do not want to go to hell, as well, portrays my God incorrectly and slanders him!

I demand everyone remove everything that offends me, but it will never happen...oh wait that is the current mentality of the United States, and is happening. Here...come here taste my cigarette smoke as i blow it in your face pussy 😮‍💨

Re: Re: I demand they remove the Bible

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
I demand everyone remove everything that offends me, but it will never happen...oh wait that is the current mentality of the United States, and is happening. Here...come here taste my cigarette smoke as i blow it in your face pussy 😮‍💨

puke

Re: Re: I demand they remove the Bible

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
I demand everyone remove everything that offends me, but it will never happen...oh wait that is the current mentality of the United States, and is happening. Here...come here taste my cigarette smoke as i blow it in your face pussy 😮‍💨

It be very difficult to prove that a bible is causing you physical harm.

*Throws a Bible at Alliance.*

Originally posted by FeceMan
*Throws a Bible at Alliance.*

One time I shoved the Bible up...ah, never mind

Originally posted by FeceMan
*Throws a Bible at Alliance.*

Its still not the Bible thats causing harm, but you.

Nuh-uh.

😂

Originally posted by FeceMan
DIAF, and your signature is obnoxious and makes me want to hurt you.

Trust me, you don't even wanna bother me. I'm from Texas. That alone

You > Me.

Originally posted by Janus X
Trust me, you don't even wanna bother me. I'm from Texas. That alone

You > Me.

....ok....