Thor versus The Illuminati

Originally posted by masterbruce
so you have a 21 incher...I call f%$kin bullsh1t

Multiply that by 3 and you have my precise length. ermm

Originally posted by His Airness
Multiply that by 3 and you have my precise length. ermm

Is a monster a good thing?

Originally posted by Soljer
Online, a ten inch 'hammer' is considered miniscule. Average is AT LEAST 17 inches. 😐.

I'm well above that my tiny little friend. ermm

Originally posted by His Airness
Multiply that by 3 and you have my precise length. ermm

ok now we all know you are joking. haha.

Originally posted by Ptr_Grifin
Is a monster a good thing?

Not in every situation. I can't even go swimming anymore my penis has gotten so massive. ermm

Originally posted by masterbruce
ok now we all know you are joking. haha.

Nope. ermm

Originally posted by His Airness
Nope. ermm

yeah sure
🙄

whatever, i dont really care anyways.

Originally posted by His Airness
Not in every situation. I can't even go swimming anymore my penis has gotten so massive. ermm

It pulls you down. Look out!!! It's the lock ness monster.

Originally posted by Ptr_Grifin
It pulls you down. Look out!!! It's the lock ness monster.

Ironically Nessy is often thought of as female.

Originally posted by masterbruce
yeah sure
🙄

whatever, i dont really care anyways.

Yeah you do, or you wouldn't have pursued me on the topic. Your just jealous because I'm so much bigger than you. ermm

Originally posted by Ptr_Grifin
It pulls you down. Look out!!! It's the lock ness monster.

More along the lines of Godzilla. ermm

Originally posted by His Airness
Yeah you do, or you wouldn't have pursued me on the topic. Your just jealous because I'm so much bigger than you. ermm

dood you're so sad...making shit up to pump yourself up on the internet.

Originally posted by masterbruce
dood you're so sad...making shit up to pump yourself up on the internet.

Irony incarnate?

✅.

Originally posted by masterbruce
dood you're so sad...making shit up to pump yourself up on the internet.

You used the spelling "dood" for the word "dude" . . .

Originally posted by masterbruce
dood you're so sad...making shit up to pump yourself up on the internet.

No whats sad is a poster getting insecure about another posters exaggeration of his penis. Is it my fault you unlike the other have yet to notice this was a joke?

Oh, and Irony. I'm baffeld as to why your still online. Shouldn't you be filling your role as street lv superhero?

Originally posted by masterbruce
dood you're so sad...making shit up to pump yourself up on the internet.

Originally posted by WorldWarHulk

That would be even funnier reversed.

Originally posted by His Airness
No whats sad is a poster getting insecure about another posters exaggeration of his penis. Is it my fault you unlike the other have yet to notice this was a joke?

Oh, and Irony. I'm baffeld as to why your still online. Shouldn't you be filling your role as street lv superhero?

I just didn't find your 'exaggeration' funny. no need to puff yourself up

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
You used the spelling "dood" for the word "dude" . . .

so? 😕

Originally posted by masterbruce
so? 😕

It reminds me of my son's 8 year old friends.