THE KMC WARS-- The Duel of the Posters

(The rules are simple: fight with Force powers and a lightsaber! Begin!)

*REX whips out his red and green lightsabers*

Lets get ready to rumble! 😈

"I accept thy challenge! Hya!!!"

As Jayride reaches for his lightsaber, confusion straddles his mind. In it's place is a fancy white table leg, similar to the one Ush uses.

"How the heck does this thing to work!!??!" screams Jayride.

"Uh...try pushing the buttons!" says REX.

(spectator comments wanted *coughBackFirecough*

(EXPANDED TO AN ALL OUT KMC WAR SIM!!!) 😈 😈 😈

"Wait, I see something...made in China? I can't push it."

Warmth seeps from Jayride as the Force surges through his veins. Preparing to battle, he throws aside the circa 18th century table leg and backflips 20 feet. Crouching low, Jayride attempts to summon his bright yellow saber, hidden from his sight and his mind.

(can i get some backup here??)

*clonetroopers storm in*

Commander: We are here to backup a Mr. Jayride, do you know where he is?

😂 You guys are messed up.

"Really now?"

*throws To a beer and a lightsaber*

*enters arena*
*digs*
*plants flower*
*leaves*

Hardly a match though. I have to the power to delete the entire thread, ban posters etc etc.... 😈

you're a liar! proof it by deleting this thread 😄

Well.....

Shall we experiment on yers 😈

Always!

*waits*

Didn't someone already experiment on you yerss?

nope, I was born that way

😂

I doubt it 😛

Yerss, you were genetically engineered, I mean genetically mutated in the Labs, like Judge Dredd only with no good genes.