Asses Of Jest: Official 'Rate My Booty' Thread! Rate or Die!

Well, I like 'em big and juicy. Not too juicy, for chance they may explode, but feel free to share your insights on rating your booty.

P.S. Hot asses welcomed.

P.P.S. Credit goes to Puzzle for this heroic attempt at women's asses!

I suppose I'll go first, now my flat, pimpled ass is constantly in sitting-on-wheelchair mode, so you only get a side view of it.

Originally posted by Scythe
Well, I like 'em big and juicy. Not too juicy, for chance they may explode, but feel free to share your insights on rating your booty.

P.S. Hot asses welcomed.

P.P.S. Credit goes to Puzzle for this heroic attempt at women's asses!

I suppose I'll go first, now my flat, pimpled ass is constantly in sitting-on-wheelchair mode, so you only get a side view of it.

Cold.

Originally posted by Barker
Cold.

Originally posted by Barker
Cold.

Does your ass have a hot yellow thunderbolt with a brown tip?

"..."

Ha!

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Lukewarm? Please?

Originally posted by Scythe
Does your ass have a hot yellow thunderbolt with a brown tip?

"..."

Ha!

Originally posted by Barker
Just this once.

Simpsons buttsecks?

Cool. Kiss?

Originally posted by Scythe
Well, I like 'em big and juicy. Not too juicy, for chance they may explode, but feel free to share your insights on rating your booty.

P.S. Hot asses welcomed.

P.P.S. Credit goes to Puzzle for this heroic attempt at women's asses!

I suppose I'll go first, now my flat, pimpled ass is constantly in sitting-on-wheelchair mode, so you only get a side view of it.

Nice side butt. ermm

I'll post a picture of my butt.
Two seconds.
=D

Originally posted by Ambience
I'll post a picture of my butt.
Two seconds.
=D

i wantz to seezvin

Originally posted by Ambience
I'll post a picture of my butt.
Two seconds.
=D

Yours is Okay, Scythe.

Originally posted by Puzzle
It's not an attempt for me to get lots of hot women ass on the brain. 😛 It's because I may end up posting one later...but until I decide I didn't want to be the owner of the thread. 😛

Nice side butt. ermm

Sorry, I must've mistaken you for myself.

Thanks for the comments on my side ass.

And when you say: 'may end up posting one later' do you mean your ass? Or an attractive female's ass?

Originally posted by Scythe
Sorry, I must've mistaken you for myself.

Thanks for the comments on my side ass.

And when you say: 'may end up posting one later' do you mean your ass? Or an attractive female's ass?

My ass...

rememberz.
i gots junk in the trunk.
vin

Originally posted by Ambience
rememberz.
i gots junk in the trunk.
vin

i knowzvin

Originally posted by Scythe
Well, I like 'em big and juicy. Not too juicy, for chance they may explode, but feel free to share your insights on rating your booty.

P.S. Hot asses welcomed.

P.P.S. Credit goes to Puzzle for this heroic attempt at women's asses!

I suppose I'll go first, now my flat, pimpled ass is constantly in sitting-on-wheelchair mode, so you only get a side view of it.

Originally posted by Ambience
rememberz.
i gots junk in the trunk.
vin

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Finally, a female.

Yours is Okay, Scythe.

Ok guyz, be nice.
vin

Originally posted by Ambience
Ok guyz, be nice.
vin

i like-a da grabbingvin

Originally posted by Hidden Lotus
i like-a da grabbingvin

LOL xD
you can seez me thong line though and datz not cool.
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