Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
What they would actually do to him?
Originally posted by SoljerSo the two of you think that Superman could stomp on the combined forces of the Fantastic Four, the Inhumans, the first New Avengers team, the Astonishing X-Men team, Namor and Dr. Strange all at the same time?
Uhhh...the human torch could shoot fireballs at him? While Cyclops fires his optic beam and the SHIELD agents fire bullets at him.It might tickle Superman into submission? 😕
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Originally posted by Soljer
I don't hate the Sentry. I recognize the fact that he's not accomplished a single thing that puts him on Superman's level.
Originally posted by Unnatural-POWEROverload the Absorbing Man? Zoom to Saturn in a matter of seconds? Defeat the Collective that killed Alpha Flight? Stop Terrax in mid swing and nonchalantly snap his Cosmic Axe? Stalemate Photon while not going all-out? Take half a dozen World War Hulk shots to the face without defending himself, just to get warmed up?
QFT.
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Originally posted by OneDumbG0
So the two of you think that Superman could stomp on the combined forces of the Fantastic Four, the Inhumans, the first New Avengers team, the Astonishing X-Men team, Namor and Dr. Strange all at the same time?dur
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
What they would actually do to him?
I'm honestly curious.
^ Pretty sure the Invisible Woman would shield half the people from his initial assault for a moment at least and Kitty Pryde phases the other half for protection. Emma would telepathically attack him, straining his significant mental defenses, which gives him just enough pause for Dr. Strange to conjure up the Crimson Bands of Cytorrak to hold him in place for a moment so that Colossus can throw Thing for a modified fastball special and then in turn, Namor throws Colossus for a followup fastball special, after which Human Torch and Cyclops pour enough energy into Iron Man so that he can redirect his best most intense unibeam which blinds Superman, and while he switches to super hearing, Black Bolt flies up to him and screams in his ears.
Then, Cap bonks him in the back of the head with his shield and takes all the credit for winning. Finally, Luke Cage and Wolverine teach Spiderman to perfect his tough guy pose. Happy? Got it? Good.
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Originally posted by OneDumbG0Exactly what they did to Void...
^ Pretty sure the Invisible Woman would shield half the people from his initial assault for a moment at least and Kitty Pryde phases the other half for protection. Emma would telepathically attack him, straining his significant mental defenses, which gives him just enough pause for Dr. Strange to conjure up the Crimson Bands of Cytorrak to hold him in place for a moment so that Colossus can throw Thing for a modified fastball special and then in turn, Namor throws Colossus for a followup fastball special, after which Human Torch and Cyclops pour enough energy into Iron Man so that he can redirect his best most intense unibeam which blinds Superman, and while he switches to super hearing, Black Bolt flies up to him and screams in his ears.Then, Cap bonks him in the back of the head with his shield and takes all the credit for winning. Finally, Luke Cage and Wolverine teach Spiderman to perfect his tough guy pose. Happy? Got it? Good.
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