Bardock42 = Funniest KMC member.
Ok, so Bardock42 and I were trying to figure out how to call each other and I couldn't figure it out over here (I think it's my craptastic cell phone that doesn't work) so he ended up calling me. Anyway we were talking and I was pissing myself at his jokes (seriously, he's f*cking hilarious) and I was like "Dude, you got to ask my sister if she'll suck your dick" and he was like "Ok, I can do that.". So I ended up getting my sister and I went "Hey Vic, this guy from Germany wants to talk to you." and she replied with "Ok...". So she spoke softly and sort of slowish (I think she thought his English wasn't good; it's actually better than her's) and she probably thought he sounded cute.
So they were having a normal conversation for like 30 seconds and my sister pauses and says "Would I like to what?!" (she thought he said "Tuck in my top" as in shirt). Bardock42 repeated it and she was like "Ummm..no!".
My sister's reaction was f*cking priceless. Her eyes like went sideways and her jaw slightly dropped and she looked confused like as in "did I hear him right?". I was quickly handed back the phone with my sister saying "Your friend is a retard.". 😆