best mode of transport

Started by grey fox4 pages

Bodyslide.

Actually, Metamorpho's turn-to-gas method of entering or leaving is pretty sweet

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Actually, Metamorpho's turn-to-gas method of entering or leaving is pretty sweet

Yeah but then you get yourself inhaled to death.

Bodysliding's risky.

I'm going with the throne.

"Bodyslide by 2 to Hq"

and

"Door."

Teleportation. Then I wouldn't have to wake up so damn early for work. 💃 💃 💃

and with a little fine tuning you could venture into the past/future to catch a 39525^& concert!!

web slinging
super speed
flight/jumping
vehical transport
teleportation

In terms of appearance, the problem with flight is that it's usually done in the Standard Horizontal Position. This is not a naturally comfortable position for a human being. If you try it, you'll find right away it puts a strain on the neck. That's one of the nice things about the Surfer: he flies standing up; quite unique in a genre of horizontal-position flyers, especially since it's a position anyone can relate to if they've ever tried surfing, snowboarding or most likely, skateboarding. It feels cool.

As for jumping: it can look cool depending on how the jumper manages their balance and positioning in the air. For example: in the Hulk movie, it looked like a few times the Hulk had to stabilize his body. It was realistic, yes, but not cool-looking. Other times, it looked much better.

Web-slinging looks cool and it's also something humans can relate to, if somewhat distantly, because 1) most of us have played on monkey bars when we were kids; and 2) we evolved from brachiators.

Vehicle transport: depends on the vehicle, but personally, I don't find it superheroish enough.

Teleportation: looks cool for short-range, ie, a hero flicking in and out of existence in avoiding attack. But in terms of long-range, pure transport: not too much to be cool about because there ain't much to see. Similar problem with superspeed (ie, running). On the one hand, it's usually shown in such a way that you can't see anything. And yet, if you showed someone moving their arms and legs really fast, it would look almost silly, if not actually painful (like you're gonna tear a ligament any second). That's one of the reaons the old Six Million Dollar Man show was done with slow-motion bionic effects. Before it became cliche, it looked quite impressive.

Overall, Surfer's flying style aside, I think web-slinging looks the coolest. I still get chills watching those parts of the Spider-Man movies.

Originally posted by Mindship
web slinging
super speed
flight/jumping
vehical transport
teleportation

In terms of appearance, the problem with flight is that it's usually done in the Standard Horizontal Position. This is not a naturally comfortable position for a human being. If you try it, you'll find right away it puts a strain on the neck. That's one of the nice things about the Surfer: he flies standing up; quite unique in a genre of horizontal-position flyers, especially since it's a position anyone can relate to if they've ever tried surfing, snowboarding or most likely, skateboarding. It feels cool.

As for jumping: it can look cool depending on how the jumper manages their balance and positioning in the air. For example: in the Hulk movie, it looked like a few times the Hulk had to stabilize his body. It was realistic, yes, but not cool-looking. Other times, it looked much better.

Web-slinging looks cool and it's also something humans can relate to, if somewhat distantly, because 1) most of us have played on monkey bars when we were kids; and 2) we evolved from brachiators.

Vehicle transport: depends on the vehicle, but personally, I don't find it superheroish enough.

Teleportation: looks cool for short-range, ie, a hero flicking in and out of existence in avoiding attack. But in terms of long-range, pure transport: no too much to be cool about because there ain't much to see. Similar problem with superspeed (ie, running). On the one hand, it's usually shown in such a way that you can't see anything. And yet, if you showed someone moving their arms and legs really fast, it would look almost silly, if not actually painful (like you're gonna tear a ligament any second). That's one of the reaons the old Six Million Dollar Man show was done with slow-motion bionic effects. Before it became cliche, it looked quite impressive.

Overall, Surfer's flying style aside, I think web-slinging looks the coolest. I still get chills watching those parts of the Spider-Man movies.

You put a lot of thought into that didn't you?

Thanos-copter

Originally posted by grey fox
Yeah but then you get yourself inhaled to death.
Well, if you turn into something cool, like extra-potent mustard gas, then the last laugh is yours, no? 😈

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Well, if you turn into something cool, like extra-potent mustard gas, then the last laugh is yours, no? 😈

No. You still die first 😛

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
No. You still die first 😛
Why would you die?

You're just stuck in someone's body.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Why would you die?

You're just stuck in someone's body.

With much of your body chemically bonded to thier blood stream. And reduced to a nigh powerless state of impotence.

If you can laugh at that point . . . there's something wrong.

Surfer's board

Thanos-copter.
Nuff said.

Boom Tube ain't bad

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
With much of your body chemically bonded to thier blood stream. And reduced to a nigh powerless state of impotence.

If you can laugh at that point . . . there's something wrong.

Why couldn't he just fuse with the bloodstream...? 😕

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Why couldn't he just fuse with the bloodstream...? 😕

Because he couldn't thats why.

Also if his molecules were bonded to the blood are they still his? They would be part of a new substance unrelated to him.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Because he couldn't thats why.

Also if his molecules were bonded to the blood are they still his? They would be part of a new substance unrelated to him.

He's done it before with other substances, IIRC.