Dudes only...

If you could take a pill that offered you a 50 percent chance of increasing the size of your wang by 3-4 inches (length and/or girth) or giving you debilitating diarrhea on every the first Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday night of the every even month, would you take it?

No, I'm more than big enough. If anything, I need a shrink ray.

Originally posted by Barker
No, I'm more than big enough. If anything, I need a shrink ray.

I'm fine, thank you.

Any larger, and I'd have to get a leash and papers.

Same here, id probaly poke someones eye out

Pill to make it bigger, like steroids, but backwards, whoa.

ORLY?

Size doesn't matter.

Unless when Erect you're like 3-4 inches.

I'm happy with mine, thanks.

By the way, there is a flaw in your question. If I don't get the penis size the first time... What stops me from taking it a second time? The bad symptoms would be the same.

Just take two, that's 100%.

😐 131

(Yes, that was a joke, Jacope.)

No need to get bigger. I mean, the US average is 2 inches.

Right?

Wrong.

Originally posted by Barker
No, I'm more than big enough. If anything, I need a shrink ray.

I can't wear shorts cry

Originally posted by Alliance
I can't wear shorts cry

lol pwnt. 13

Thorin just comes, or would if he were old enough. salute

Originally posted by Barker
None small enough?

I read that and was like "WTF, doesn't he mean NOT small enough?"

Than I re-read it and laughed. 13jockey

lol pwnt. 13

You totally pwnt me. haermm

Oh me. 13jockey

Oh Bark.....wait that's you. 13jockey