father microwaves his baby

Originally posted by Schecter

sounds like fun
i'm there! [/B]

Your 6.5 inches of tubesteak doesn't count as "extremely large". Do you own a very large strap-on by chance?

Originally posted by GCG
pene del burro ?

That could do.

Originally posted by Robtard
Your 6.5 inches of tubesteak

hey! you guessed its diameter

Originally posted by Schecter
hey! you guessed its diameter

What does he win?

Originally posted by smoker4
What does he win?

A free ride.

a busted sphincter!

droolio

that too

Originally posted by Schecter
a busted sphincter!

But, but, but... that's what I got for Christmas. 🙁

A Jelly Doughnut?

Originally posted by Robtard
But, but, but... that's what I got for Christmas. 🙁

You can go large for only $2.99 !!

Originally posted by GCG
You can go large for only $2.99 !!

I'll tell my wife...

Originally posted by smoker4
A Jelly Doughnut?

Originally posted by FeceMan
They come out with more flavor and tenderness if one uses an oven.

that was funny to me.

Me too.

True, also.

Originally posted by Robtard

Heehee the other kind

OMG!!! how can you make fun of the pain and suffering of innocent babies!?!?!?!
SCUM!!! FILTH!! YAP YAP YAP!!! *spews menstrual blood*

We have to get this guy together with the women who make their toddlers fight. Needless to say, we know what happens to the losers...

Originally posted by BackFire
Me too.

True, also.

The best part was that I expected that kind of response, but it was the first post....that made it even better.

I was expecting an earlier response once busted sphincter was mentioned but what do i know,im no law student

Originally posted by Schecter
OMG!!! how can you make fun of the pain and suffering of innocent babies!?!?!?!
SCUM!!! FILTH!! YAP YAP YAP!!! *spews menstrual blood*

*eats menstrual blood*

RABBLE!!