Any musicians here?

Okay, I would like 2 find someone who can sing and play the guitar or piano. I need a him. I would like to ask him a favour. I have a song, but I can't sing nor know how to play an instrument. If someone would help me out I'd be really happy. Thanks in advance.

How can aid be offered when information is private?

Any musicians here?

...tons!

Ok, it isn't really private:

Ok, it's a song about this girl that lied 2 me and broke my heart.
First you say:
Yeah man, squirrel meat, whatever

But kinda silent.

Then the music kicks in, I haven't really written the music but it has 2b full of hate rage and love at the same time. I don't care which instrument, Piano acoustic guitar, electric I don't care. It has 2 B really emotional and full of hate. (Ok, I have some music in my head but with no musical education or whatever it'll B easyer if you yourself invent the music)

*Play the music for like 30 seconds or so & then the lyrics kick in/ (U can sing any way u want, as long as it's really emotional)

One day
I was sittin' somewhere, you know?
Had a small grey monkey on my head

Don't believe me?

You may think it's funny
But I think it's fonky

You think it's a lie?

You think I'm crazay?
You betta change yo mind
I eat young sistas like you & spit out the seeds

You think I'm A fool?
The one you foolin' is yourself
Why you went & lie to me?
Didn't wanna hurt me?
Well you did.

you (Normal)

you (really emotional)

Not some b!tch mofo I don't care jack sh*t 'bout (Normal)
No you (Normal)

Don't you know it hurts? It hurts more than life itself (Really emotional)
Cuz I hate you (Emotional 2)

(Then an instrumentral outro (30-40 seconds) with u whispering🙂

Small grey monkey
On my head
fonkay

(Then kick in back loud and sing)

Comin' soon:
Absolutely nuthin'

Everybody say: sh*t goddamn
I'm a crazed ass fool
& I hate you

Cool

I love this part...

"Small grey monkey
On my head
fonkay"

To me it sounds like Suicidal Tendencies meets Limp Bizkit...meets Fishbone.

Good luck with making it...you should try and collaborate with someone and just spit out the lyrics how you feel them.

i make beats on FL Studio 6, and a few smaller programs for editing. i just wish i had more time to experiment and improve.

If I make it, it'll have 2B with REAL instruments.

Originally posted by Funkadelic
If I make it, it'll have 2B with REAL instruments.

make it?

so you're saying synthesizers aren't real instruments?

Synthesizers are awesome

Yes, 1999 for example is awesome. But I thought U meant U made some beats with a comp. Like in Techno.

RESPECT then.

When I get my new keyboard in I could try it. I got a nice piano piece with some backup strings that needs words so I'll try and record it if only because I want to test the thing once it arrives.

Originally posted by Nellinator
When I get my new keyboard in I could try it. I got a nice piano piece with some backup strings that needs words so I'll try and record it if only because I want to test the thing once it arrives.

Anyway, I changed the lyrics some:

Yeah , you don't love him, whatever

One day
I was sittin' somewhere, you know?

Yeah, like you care

Had a Small Blue Monkey on my head

Don't believe me?

You may think it's funny

But I think it's fonky

You think it's a lie?

You think I'm stupid?

You betta change yo mind

Why!? I Said Why!?

Why you went & lie to me?

You think I'm A fool?

Well you betta change yo mind

Didn't wanna hurt me?

Well you did.

you

you

Not some B!itch MF I don't care jack shit 'bout

No you

Don't you know it hurts? It hurts more than life itself. More than you'll ever know

Cuz I loved you

small blue monkey

On my head

fonkay

Comin' soon:

Absolutely nuthin'

Everybody say: Shit goddamn

I'm a crazy ass fool

& I hate you

Originally posted by Funkadelic
Yes, 1999 for example is awesome. But I thought U meant U made some beats with a comp. Like in Techno.

RESPECT then.

I always wonder if anyone actually was in the music industry.

Some new lyrics for another song:

Yeah,
Give it up, Y'all 4 the one and only:

ME

I say: Funk is alive and it lives in my head
Repeat after me Y'all: Funk is alive and it lives in my head
What's the chant y'all? 'Funk' Yeah? 'Is alive' I'm hearin' ya 'and it lives in my head'

Nevermind Earth, Wind & Fire
Nevermind James Brown
Nevermind George Clinton

I say : Funk is alive & it lives in my head
Give it up y'all 4 the one and only:

ME

Nevermind Parliament
Nevermind Funkadelic
Bootsy who?

I'm the best y'all, repeat after me:
FUNK IS ALIVE AND IT LIVES IN MY FUNKY HEAD

Prince? Who? That skinny MF with the high voice?
Puhlease

Nevermind Jamiroquai
Nevermind Kool & The Gang
Sly's gonna take you higher?

I don't think so

I'm the funkiest, I'm the funk genious

Repeat after me on the one:

I am the best!

Everybody! Sing it! Who is the best?

ME

Y'all betta believe it

SAMPLE: 'Y R U so arrogant?'*

* from Arrogance by Prince & The New Power Generation