Cover me . . . I'm going in!

Fast attack, go!

mopedmopedmoped

Mmm, cheap crackwhores...

Okay, I'm back! I just want to thank you all for covering me. Well, here's a little input on what this is all about. You see, we are the last people on Earth. We are the survivors of a war started by aliens, these guys . . . . .

. . .. hold on, stand by. . .

. . . . these humans suddenly appeared everywhere, notice they look like us, only they have three fingers and one eye. Very suspicious, eh?

Then suddenly one day they all peeled off their skin and looked like this . . . . .

Oh man... we'll need all help we can get! The whole world must gather to destroy these horrible beasts

They are called 'Peculiars', and the only way to destroy them is to force feed them raisins. We must infiltrate their drinking water system and pollute it with a raisin paste that we will soon make! Quick, stomp on the raisins! I'll be back in a while to tell you our next step. Cover me! I gotta go spy on the horde leader! *goes in* 2guns

TH just comes

I sure hope the aliens don't eat goat...

Ummmm..... Run???

I have the powers of satan. Should I throw fireballs at these monsters, or condone their presence? OMFG, CONFUSED!

Ummm... Put used condoms on their heads!!!

I'll stutter on them!!

G-g-g-g-g-g-g-go

A-a-a-w-w-w-w-ay!!!!

Eat shit!

While I sit here and make you people fight.

shuriken dont worry ill kick their asses

Ok, I'm gonna go get a cup of coffee and a taco.

ok bring me one back

Want hot sauce?

i love hot sauce tongue