Everyone I know wants to secks my face.
What am I going to do? Seriously. I'm sitting on my couch, playing Pokemon Ruby, and some *** comes out of nowhere and tries to secks my face up. I'm like "Listen, you're not going to secks my face up" annd he's all like "Okay, so my friend will" and this guy literally flies in the air towards my face trying to secks it, like the other guy. Anyone know how I can protect myself from getting secksed in my facial area?