Tired Hiker's Review on the movie Apocolypto!

Started by ~Pielover~2 pages

Originally posted by Tsure
I almost called you a jew too. XD I decided to make fun of my own religion instead.
At least my family and I are rich, and are able to afford to make payments, AND walk down to the store to get things to eat when we want. I'll take that over raping alter boys any day.

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
At least my family and I are rich, and are able to afford to make payments, AND walk down to the store to get things to eat when we want. I'll take that over raping alter boys any day.
You people are always rich. With your high math skills and well clipped penis'

No offense.

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
You people are always rich. With your high math skills and well clipped penis'
It's a curse.

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
It's a curse.
Is it like the curse that Spiderman had?

Because that curse ROCKED!

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Is it like the curse that Spiderman had?

Because that curse ROCKED!

Yeah, pretty much.

Someday I'm gonna get bitten by a radioactive spider.

Then I'll die of leukemia. 馃槓

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
Yeah, pretty much.

Someday I'm gonna get bitten by a radioactive spider.

Then I'll die of leukemia. 馃槓

Yeah. Same thing happened to my cousin Ray-Ray.

Was Ray-Ray a big black man?

Because if he was, I never spat in his KFC bucket.

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
Was Ray-Ray a big black man?

Because if he was, I never spat in his KFC bucket.

Yeah, you were his Banker, remember?

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Yeah, you were his Banker, remember?
Yeah. Sucks that he had to file for bankruptcy. Luckily, he didn't have the money to sue for embezzlement.

WHAT STOLEN SUITCASE?!?!?

Originally posted by ~Pielover~
Yeah. Sucks that he had to file for bankruptcy. Luckily, he didn't have the money to sue for embezzlement.

WHAT STOLEN SUITCASE?!?!?

Oye-Vey. He was schvitzing like a pig.

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Oye-Vey. He was schvitzing like a pig.
Yeah, it was pretty funny.

The video is on Youtube.

Mel Gibson may be an ass hat, but man, the guy sure can direct a friggin movie. I thought Apocolyto was good. There were some lame scenes though that I thought were funny when they weren't supposed to be, and there's this part where a guy falls from a cliff and his body is turning one way, then in mid air it rotates another direction, it really took me out of the film, but altogether I liked it.

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
I have a feeling that the movie sucked because Mel Gibson sucks.

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I do not like you anymore mhm

Originally posted by Barker
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Re: Tired Hiker's Review on the movie Apocolypto!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Well, I actually don't feel like reviewing a movie right now so just forget about it. Nothing to see here, please disperse. 馃槈

i'll review it for you

GOOD

now was that hard?

I liked Apocolypto. But I suppose that may be because I had a pirate copy and didn't have to pay for the viewing pleasure.