Akuma vs Terry Bogard

We have some people who think that the Wild Wolf can best the Master of the Fists in combat.

Let's put it to the test, shall we?

Battle takes place inside Geese Tower, with an audience from both Capcom and SNK present. Each one is at their strongest incarnations.

Id love to see Terry smash Akuma's face and make him shut the f--k up with all his "master of fists" bullsh!t but...i guess its not happening.
Akuma wins....MOTW Terry will put up a better fight but even he's not winning.

~Sado

i already made this thread 😕

Originally posted by shin_remy
i already made this thread 😕

I know. But you used Shin Akuma. I'm using Normal Akuma.

Gouki beats his ass and takes his cap to wear.

Terry beats his ass and takes his gi to wear, then goes home and does Tifa.

Originally posted by Xenogears
Terry beats his ass and takes his gi to wear, then goes home and does Tifa.

Gouki bust through the door accompanied by Ryu & Ken. They begin to march and they sing in cadence: "It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none!!"

Originally posted by Emperor Ashtar
Gouki beats his ass and takes his cap to wear.

*Sean walks back over to Rock*
S:Heeey man! How's it goin'? You know I was just jokin' about that move sending you to Hell right?
R:You were?*sniffs some snot back in & wipes some tears off his face*
S:Yeah man. Of course. The Instant Hell Murder sends you straight to Heaven.
R:Then why do they call it the Instant Hell Murder?
S: Did I say Instant Hell Murder? What I meant was Instant Happy Funtime Heaven Murder.
R:That's what Akuma does to people?
S: Sure it is. He's a nice guy. Watch this. Hey! Akuma! Whatup!?

*Akuma(Sitting on the other side of the gravesite) looks around & spots Sean & Rock. He's wearing a gray suit w/a red shirt & the collar out scarface style. He's also wearing Terry's hat. He points to it. He grins, points @ them & makes that "click click" noise w/his mouth.*

Sean: See?
Rock:Then what's he doing over there w/Blue Mary?
S:Uhhhhh.....He's consoling her. Yeah! That's it. He's comforting her in her time of need.
*Akuma has his arm around a sobbing Mary. He's still grinning and rubbing her thigh. He silently digs something out of his right pocket.
R:He's gonna stab her?!
*Akuma(w/a Kool-Aid smile) points @Mary a few times & then raises the condom he just pulled out of his pocket into the air w/2 fingers. He confidently nods his head in a "Yes yes yes" fashion.*
S:Not w/a knife
*Rock bursts into tears again.*
Ken (seeing this whole scene & smacking himself in the forehead): Sean you d*ckhead

Originally posted by brainchild81

Rock(sobbing): I'll get through this. I'll be Ok because I know Terry's up there jobbin' the bosses in heaven*sobs*

Also, Terry kills Akuma without even moving.

LMAO !!

Terry Bogard is the SNK equivalent to Chuck Norris. He yells bang and points at Akuma, thus shattering his head like a ming vase.

If Terry screws Tifa, he'll catch a VD. Best he stay way from her.

No Tifa is clean trust me, she's from the World State.

Originally posted by Xenogears
No Tifa is clean trust me, she's from the World State.

Last I heard, she screwed several men and became pregnant with one of their children.

Terry defeats Akuma and then gives him lessons in EngRish 😉

Terry and Tifa will make a good couple.
Tifa: come on Terry lets go for round 5!
Terry: *panting* ARE YOU OKAY?! GET SERIOUS!! LOST POWER!!!!

~Sado

Originally posted by Sado22

Terry: *panting* ARE YOU OKAY?! GET SERIOUS!! LOST POWER!!!!
~Sado

Originally posted by StyleTime
That was hilarious. This one really cracked me up.

Also, Terry kills Akuma without even moving.

Originally posted by StyleTime
That was hilarious. This one really cracked me up.

Also, Terry kills Akuma without even moving.