The Unforgiveable Diaries of AWE!

Started by Minie Mina24 pages

LMAO!!

I need to catch up!!!

I...must....participate...!!!

yes darling, you must!!!! πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„

rofl!

that was awesome!

thanks πŸ™‚
Jaehskywalker, you should try one! πŸ˜„

maybe.....

but i'm not that good... maybe i'll observe first... πŸ˜‰

feel free to observe all you want πŸ™‚
aslong as you post one eventually πŸ˜„

i dont plan them out, i just go with the flow when im writing (thats why they're rubbish mainly lol)

just go with it and have fun (mainly bashing orli hehe) πŸ˜„

lol... you guys aren't very good to orli now... cut the whelp some slack.... πŸ˜›

ahh... who would i choose...

we did this in the DMC diaries, too...

Dont get me wrong i love orlando bloom, he can do good comedy..

But we needed a butt of the jokes, and there he was; a ready made ass πŸ˜„ lmao!

kiddin, i love him really hehe

πŸ˜‚ i haven't read the DMC diaries then really.... i'm sorta kinda new here, first real post was the thread 'What POTC characters would never say...' πŸ˜„

johnny called orli weirdo in a newspaper i saw (i kept the article lol), and orli called johnny weirdo too lol...

lol, i like him too...

i'm gonna do it... gotta choose who though. whoo.. whoo..

one question mate: why is Johnny's diary or something is named ichy?

*laughing*

I love you T. Maria!!

jaehskywalker;

You HAVE to write some diaries!!! πŸ˜„
Dont worry, in the dmc bloopers we burned down keira's trailor so she ended up having to share johnny yacht...much to his annoyance...and she snapped his guitar strings on him because he put her stuffed teddies on a bonfire and religiously burned them lol πŸ˜„

No actor is safe, lmao! πŸ˜„

Ichy is a sheep that belongs to bwhaha...a fictional sheep that we created in the 'dmc bloopers' thread....god bless that sheep lol.

Ichabod crane is also the name of a character that johnny played in sleepy hollow...hence, the shortened version of 'ichy' lol πŸ™‚

And siriuswriter;
i love you too!! πŸ˜„

you should post some diaries!!! πŸ˜„

Chow young fat

Dear mother country,
(China's Communists too, so why not.. πŸ˜› )

My first day on set was not exactly what one would expect. I arrived late yesterday (due to a harrowing experience with airline peanuts and an ill begotten monkey. Stupid poachers!) , so I only caught the end of Jerry's meeting.

By end I mean the last hour, it felt like ages! I was quite surprised when Jack D. laid his head on my shoulder for the last 20 minutes (he got erm, comfortable)...I didn't think he, how you say, 'rolled that way'. I think he was under the impression he was being discreet. Ted kept giving me sympathetic looks. Anyway I wasn't really bothered by it until I caught Kierra's jealous looks, I've never seen something so disturbing as a jealous woman with a nose up her finger...

When the meeting was finally over (12:00 am), I escaped the trailer with a wet shoulder(drool...), a booger on my sleeve (eww!), and a very tired greeting from each member of the very divided cast (surprising for all the talk of "we get along very well, yeah"πŸ˜‰.

Finally at my trailer, I settled in to sleep off my 'jet lag' as quickly as I could. So much for that.

The night went as follows: 12:30am, I was interrupted that night by a pushy Bloom (with a horribly bright tan) handing out hideous, badly made tee shirts, 1:00 am a panicked monkey followed by a frisky parrot, Geoffry Rush storming in in a fit of jealously at 2:50 am to steal the ugly willabeth tee shirt I'd received, and when I finally though things had settled down a drunk Rush serenaded my window, apologizing from 4:00 to 5:00 am.

Well, at least I won't have to use those contact lenses tomorrow, my eyes are blood shot enough without them!

Filming in China could never had prepared me for this! (And I thought that tree scene in Crouching tiger was the oddest thing I'd ever do, now I find out I'm to wear 9inch nails!)

Originally posted by ~dorkerina~
Chow young fat

Dear mother country,
(China's Communists too, so why not.. πŸ˜› )

My first day on set was not exactly what one would expect. I arrived late yesterday (due to a harrowing experience with airline peanuts and an ill begotten monkey. Stupid poachers!) , so I only caught the end of Jerry's meeting.

By end I mean the last hour, it felt like ages! I was quite surprised when Jack D. laid his head on my shoulder for the last 20 minutes (he got erm, comfortable)...I didn't think he, how you say, 'rolled that way'. I think he was under the impression he was being discreet. Ted kept giving me sympathetic looks. Anyway I wasn't really bothered by it until I caught Kierra's jealous looks, I've never seen something so disturbing as a jealous woman with a nose up her finger...

When the meeting was finally over (12:00 am), I escaped the trailer with a wet shoulder(drool...), a booger on my sleeve (eww!), and a very tired greeting from each member of the very divided cast (surprising for all the talk of "we get along very well, yeah"πŸ˜‰.

Finally at my trailer, I settled in to sleep off my 'jet lag' as quickly as I could. So much for that.

The night went as follows: 12:30am, I was interrupted that night by a pushy Bloom (with a horribly bright tan) handing out hideous, badly made tee shirts, 1:00 am a panicked monkey followed by a frisky parrot, Geoffry Rush storming in in a fit of jealously at 2:50 am to steal the ugly willabeth tee shirt I'd received, and when I finally though things had settled down a drunk Rush serenaded my window, apologizing from 4:00 to 5:00 am.

Well, at least I won't have to use those contact lenses tomorrow, my eyes are blood shot enough without them!

Filming in China could never had prepared me for this! (And I thought that tree scene in Crouching tiger was the oddest thing I'd ever do, now I find out I'm to wear 9inch nails!)

LMFFAO!!! πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

that was hilarious!!!! πŸ˜„

like your writing style, its very unique!! πŸ˜„

Thanks! I'm glad you liked it! πŸ˜„

I think I'm a bit too wordy.....But I can't help myself!! It's just how it comes out.. πŸ˜›

no, im exactly the same lol πŸ˜„

AH!!

You guys!

I want to post this over at Peas in a Pod!

go for it πŸ˜„

i doubt any of us would have any objections πŸ˜„ hehe

Ah, maria! Come to the foum cause we like so need you there. πŸ˜„

I'm gonna copy and paste it.

i shall!! πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„

Crap, I don't know where.