The pain, the ache and the sickness

There was an american, a russian and a swedish guy socializing at a bar when a man with the appearance of Jesus walks inside. One of the men looks up at him from where he is seated.

"Are you not Jesus himself?" The american questioned.

"Why yes I am" Jesus replied.

"I have a horrible pain in my back. Could you try heal it?" The american continued.

"Yes" Jesus said and the pain was healed.

"Я случаюсь иметь ужасную головную боль (I happen to have a terrible headache)" The russian said, shortly after the american got his back healed.

"излечено (Healed)" Jesus replied and the russian felt the ache go away.

"Och vad kan jag göra för..... (And what can I do for.....)" Jesus spoke, but was interrupted by the swede.

"Nej nej nej, rör mig inte för fan. Jag är sjukanmäld (No no no, do not touch me god damit. I am off sick)" The swede replied annoyed with Jesus.

That made no sense. 😐

Originally posted by Tattoo
That made no sense. 😐

Originally posted by Sparkly
[b]There was an american, a russian and a swedish guy socializing at a bar when a man with the appearance of Jesus walks inside. One of the men looks up at him from where he is seated.

"Are you not Jesus himself?" The american questioned.

"Why yes I am" Jesus replied.

"I have a horrible pain in my back. Could you try heal it?" The american continued.

"Yes" Jesus said and the pain was healed.

"Я случаюсь иметь ужасную головную боль (I happen to have a terrible headache)" The russian said, shortly after the american got his back healed.

"излечено (Healed)" Jesus replied and the russian felt the ache go away.

"Och vad kan jag göra för..... (And what can I do for.....)" Jesus spoke, but was interrupted by the swede.

"Nej nej nej, rör mig inte för fan. Jag är sjukanmäld (No no no, do not touch me god damit. I am off sick)" The swede replied annoyed with Jesus. [/B]

Does not compute. borg

Me thinks someone didn't copy/paste the whole thing.

"God Damnit"

Lawl

You guys are dumb if you didn't get it. vin

Originally posted by silver_tears
You guys are dumb if you didn't get it. vin

You are obviously a super genius if you did.

Originally posted by silver_tears
You guys are dumb if you didn't get it. vin

I got it alright, the Swedish guy does not want God to heal him because he is on sick leave from work, it was just dumb.

It would have been funny had it established that the guy was off of work, the phrase "I am off sick" sounded more like bad translation than anything else.

Originally posted by Röland
I got it alright, the Swedish guy does not want God to heal him because he is on sick leave from work, it was just dumb.

"Does not compute," implies you didn't understand it. sly

Originally posted by Tattoo
It would have been funny had it established that the guy was off of work, the phrase "I am off sick" sounded more like bad translation than anything else.

Exactly, the punchline came out retarded thus making the joke fail. Even if the punchline made sense, it was still a dumb joke.

Originally posted by silver_tears
"Does not compute," implies you didn't understand it. sly

Don't sass me woman! shakefist

I thought it was cute 😄

Originally posted by Röland
Don't sass me woman! shakefist

*sasses* vin

Lame.

Originally posted by silver_tears
*s[b]asses* vin [/B]

Yours is nice. vin

Originally posted by Röland
Yours is nice. vin

Buns of steel baby. vin

Originally posted by Röland
Yours is nice. vin

Some of us need ocular proof of that, you know. 😉 A digital photo perhaps?

Originally posted by silver_tears
Buns of steel baby. vin

You must work out. vin

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Some of us need ocular proof of that, you know. 😉 A digital photo perhaps?

I have all the proof I need. haermm