H&ll Hath No Fury Like Leo scorned

Started by willofthewisp6 pages

Yeah, surpassing the Jr and moving onto IIIs is just not my thing. Wouldn't you like to see a movie described this way:

From the sex that was shared by Captain William Turner and Captain Elizabeth Turner-Swann comes...

Pasquale Turner!

He may look 10 years old, but he packs a punch! With his parents and parents' friends slowly fading into the background, a new hero emerges to defend pirates everywhere. Joined by craggy Captain Teague and Hank the Platypus, Pasquale must join forces with the shady Marsh-people to recover his little girlfriend LaFonda. Action! Romance! Comedy! And maybe a snippet or two of Jack Sparrow.

LaFonda! lol

I thought this was a rant thread. Not questions to be answered by Surreal.

So let us rant, damnit! 😄

Is it a rant thread? I thought that people were just asking questions, and I was trying to be helpful.

ETA: Besides, seeing as these questions have been ranted about in lots of other places, I took this thread as a sign that people wanted to discuss the film. 😛

1. WHY THE CRABS DID THEY KILL OFF NORRIE?!?!

2. I like the first multiple Jack, but the second and third were going a bit too far...

3. No resolution for Sparrabethers. I'm a Willabether, but it was as if the kiss didn't even happen. Okay, there were like three seconds were Elizabeth almost kissed Jack and he was like "Nah don't do that..." but we didn't get any denemouet from their relationship at all. It was like "lust lust lust lust" to "oh wait we're just very good friends saavy?" Unrealistic.

ps Surreal: I think it's a rant thread. sailorleo said that in the first post? Ah well. 🙂

I think anyone can speak their mind on this thread, mina. People can complain and offer points, and people can counterpoint. We welcome everyone's opinion and this is a place for minor complaints, quibbles, presumed plotholes, missed opportunities, major complaints, questions, points of confusion, controversies, and a partridge in a pear tree. Who knows? If people answer questions that are asked, other people may not have that same complaint anymore.

i have one!

WHY WASNT JOHNNY SHIRTLESS THE WHOLE DANG MOVIE?!

Originally posted by willofthewisp
I think anyone can speak their mind on this thread, mina. People can complain and offer points, and people can counterpoint. We welcome everyone's opinion and this is a place for minor complaints, quibbles, presumed plotholes, missed opportunities, major complaints, questions, points of confusion, controversies, and a partridge in a pear tree. Who knows? If people answer questions that are asked, other people may not have that same complaint anymore.

Willo, that's very kind of you to explain.

I know about rights and I know the whole constitution *raises flag* and the whole freedom of speech.

I just want to rant. I feel like letting it all out. I don't want some one answering them as if this was a game of Jeoprady.

Oh I have something to say:

WHO THE HECK CAME UP WITH THE GIANT CALYPSO?????

And isn't a "goddess" supposed to be beautiful?

Originally posted by IheartPocky
Oh I have something to say:

WHO THE HECK CAME UP WITH THE GIANT CALYPSO?????

And isn't a "goddess" supposed to be beautiful?

*Stands up and applause*

What the heck?

Green Giant, any one?

Green beans pfft I want pirates not vegetables..

HA!

I want waffles not fruit cake 😄

^^lmfao!!! but still, why wasnt Johnny shirtless the whole movie?! gah!

Ha!

Well, you know, he had to wear a shirt to protect his nipples 😄

lol!!!!

And it can get chilly in the caribbean you know..

Originally posted by IheartPocky
And it can get chilly in the caribbean you know..

LMAO

Could've poked some one's eye out 🙂

Originally posted by Surreal_44

No, I'm not going to be a godmother, but I'm happy for my friend. I think it's going to be a boy, so we shall see. 😄

congratulate her for me.. 😄

hey...if this is a rant thread..then i'm all for it...i feel totally frustrated after seeing the movie yesterday, finally.......

Yes...and i'm with Mina...i just kind of want to get everything off my chest....

like....I just don't understand why AWE went on as if nothing ever happened between Jack and Liz.....and I'm not just talking about the kiss...what about that bloooming Curiosity Conversation...

I don't like that Norrington was Killed...he just seemed "different" in this movie, it was almost as if he wasn't even Norrington...so little screen time.....

I wanted to have the discussion between Jack and Beckett...where Jack mentions about people aren't cargo...that was totally cut....it would have shown more depth to Jack's character....
I wanted to know why Beckett marked Jack and what and why Jack marked Beckett...that was totally left unadressed and unanswered....

I found Bootstrap to be really bizarre in this movie.....I wanted to see something between him, Jack and Will....since he and Jack were suppose to be such good friends.....

I just found the overall movie just did not flow all that well for me...I don't get why Calypso/Tia Dalma was so willing to bring Witty Jack back...and yet seemed to be of no help to them...she was alot more mysterious and powerful in DMC.....

And yes Beckett did seem heavier in his face...and that other guy ....i can't think of his name...but the one from POTC that says "Now, that's got to be the best Pirate I have ever seen" and then in this one he says "do you think he plans it all or just makes it up as he goes along"..with admiration for Jack...he was heavier in this one.....

I was disappointed in Sao Feng's Role...i just thought he was going to be more prominent and he really wasn't...i hated the scene with him and liz...what was the point of that.....now i have fantazised about a similar scene..but in my fantasies Jack busted in and rescues Elizabeth.....

I hated the wedding vows..just simply hated it...it was funny, corny....i just didn't like it...but that's just me......

I liked how they played out the final scene where Will is stabbed and Jack sacrifices his own mortality for Will's..and he sweeps Elizabeth away so she won't have to witness Will's heart being carved out.....

But I could have sworn in the first Movie...Barboosa tells Liz that as an immortal...trapped between the living and the dead...one cannot enjoy the touch and love of a woman.....so how is Will able to do it???? See, things just don't add up in these movies...

I just thought overall...that AWE was one big mess...the only things I enjoyed ...was Jack...but as much as I love Johnny...i was a little uncomfortable with him licking everything...and that may be because I was sitting next to my husband and he is very conscious of my crush I have on Johnny...i really need to see it by myself......without worrying about what my husband is thinking...I couldn't even enjoy the shirtless Johnnies....

And I thought it more barbaric that they had Jack stab "good" Jack instead of shooting him....and I hate that they took out "my soul I do swear for a ....kiss"......but Johnny is the one who took that out....maybe as to not confuse his fans since he knew it wasn't going to end Sparrabeth...it would make Jack seems even more a victim of unrequited love......

I hated that in the end his compass pointed to the bottle of rum....so, his compass didn't work all through the other movies...and now it finally works... i guess cuz Elizabeth is married and there is no more chance of them being together....

Ah, and I hate that they left out the part where Beckett say Jack was going to sail off on the Pearl with Elizabeth in his arms......for months i was so aticipating that exchange..and got nothing......

So these are many of the reasons and there are many more...as to why I feel just an empty void after seeing this movie finally....

Originally posted by Minie Mina
LMAO

Could've poked some one's eye out 🙂

or temporarily blinded them...