The Truth:
You know, I never said I don't ship Sparrabeth; I just ship it differently. I like to pretend DMC never happened, since I hate Liz for how she treated Jack and I hate that Jack screwed Will over (after the man totally saved his ass twice; once at Port Royal and once on the Pelegastos Island), and then Jack flirted with Will's fiance. Bah on that.
I just don't like the manner of Sparrabeth shipping.
Now, onto what I actually wouldn't say: I totally think that Will Turner totally sux. I also despise Norrington with a passion and Norribeth is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of.
^^ Jack is honestly dishonest. He flat-out lets people know that he's not honest, but they believe whatever he tells them (except that he's dishonest). Catch my drift? Or should I say, "Savvy?"
Sparrabethers of the forum: We promise to never, ever call William a whelp ever again, because he has proved his manliness in ever so many ways.