Batman needs a new partner

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Batman needs a new partner

Batman needs a new partner but it's going to be one from Marvel.

Write a brief review for each person from Batmans point of view on why that person is a good choice or a bad one.

Who will be the best one to join him?

Logan
Captain America
Forge
Cyke
Deadpool
Punisher
Black Widow
Psylocke
DareDevil
Spider-man

Re: Batman needs a new partner

Originally posted by endrict
Batman needs a new partner but it's going to be one from Marvel.

Write a brief review for each person from Batmans point of view on why that person is a good choice or a bad one.

Who will be the best one to join him?

Logan
Captain America
Forge
Cyke
Deadpool
Punisher
Black Widow
Psylocke
DareDevil
Spider-man

Most of those guys don't need a side kick...

And Bats does?

Spiderman would be good. But he wouldnt want to.

Originally posted by endrict
And Bats does?

Batman doesn't not always need a partner.

Originally posted by LORDSIDIOUS01
Batman doesn't not always need a partner.

Lies.

Robin = Sex ninjashakefist

Originally posted by Evil_Ash
Lies.

Robin = Sex ninjashakefist

❌ hysterical

This one's not on the list but:

Puck (a.k.a. Eugene Milton Judd):

Pros: Extensive resume, formidable combat skills, agile and clever. Talented at acrobatic maneuvers. Shorter than me, allowing him to perform reconnaisance duties in tight areas.

Cons: Older than me, stronger and more durable than me (could be a plus, though), not known to rely upon gadgets. Says, "eh?" a lot. Not likely to cuddle me at night.

I thought Superman was his sidekick these days.

🙂

I think Bats would find one of the male members from Young Avengers or Runaways more to his liking seeing he prefers young boys as sidekicks.

Re: Batman needs a new partner

Logan - too angsty

Captain America - to dead (while alive colors were to bright)

Forge - don't want to get shown up during prep

Cyke - former team leader unlikely to take orders

Deadpool - too crazy tends to use lethal foce

Punisher - tends to use leath force

Black Widow - cooties

Psylocke - cooties

DareDevil - independent streak, too old for my tastes

Spider-man - too angsty, too many social ties, tends to lose loved ones

Re: Re: Batman needs a new partner

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Logan - too angsty

Captain America - to dead (while alive colors were to bright)

Forge - don't want to get shown up during prep

Cyke - former team leader unlikely to take orders

Deadpool - too crazy tends to use lethal foce

Punisher - tends to use leath force

Black Widow - cooties

Psylocke - cooties

DareDevil - independent streak, too old for my tastes

Spider-man - too angsty, too many social ties, tends to lose loved ones

Cooties!!! 😱 😆 😆

Sidekicks that could kick his ass...

Edit: Oops from Marvel

Bucky so he could compare the Capt America 'experience' with the Batman 'experience' see who's got the bigger bang and all...lol.....maybe a bad innuedo joke there.

Patriot (Elijah Bradley) - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patriot_%28comics%29

Re: Batman needs a new partner

From that list...

Logan: Bub, bub, bub, bub..boring.

Captain America: wuss and a quits.

Forge: Nah.

Cyke: Insecure...always have to worry about Wolvie...

Deadpool: Interesting choice.

Punisher: Are you kidding me?

Black Widow: Tries to seduce Bruce.... Selina will jump on her ass.

Psylocke: Mutant..nah.

DareDevil: Fought in the past...not a good relationship.

Spider-man:Too idiotic...revealing his secret identity...could compramise Bruce identity.

Perfect partner.....War Machine! He's practically Tony's pet.

Daredevil and Widow would probably make the best partners for Bats.

Originally posted by Scoobless
I thought Superman was his sidekick these days.

🙂

😐 No 😐

Originally posted by Redatom65
😐 No 😐
You know its true!
Clark is just Bruce's bizznatch! ✅