Okay, this will sort out who is cuter.
1. Who would you rather feed?
2. If you are saying no to something, whose sad puppy face will make you give in first?
3. Who would you not get mad at if you were sleeping and one of them felt the best thing you needed was a good poke in the gut?
4. Who looks the best in wee little boots?
5. Who would look cuter trying to churn butter?
6. Who would not, if angered, throw his own feces at you?
7. Who, if he caught a flyball at the World Series, would the fans all say, "awwww" to?
8. Who do you want to see rolling around on your bed, getting excited when you come in?
9. Who would be the most in awe of 20th/21st century inventions, such as flicking a light switch? "Light goes on. Light goes off. Light goes on. Light goes off."
And finally, the #1 way to tell who is cuter...
10. Who has the title CAPTAIN before his name?