Originally posted by Sado22ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😆 😂 🤣 💃
Xeno,
when was the last time you were ever right about Tekken storyline. your predictions suck! 😠This is what will happen:
Kazuya defeats jin and throws him off a cliff. while kazuya is standing there hachi comes and pushes him off the cliff. Hachi starts laughing but lightning strikes him and falls down too. namco release a new sub-game titled Tekken: in hell, where the Mishimas live happily ever after, tossing evil doers into hell to their hearts delight.
in the meantime,
Xiao then takes over the Zaibatsu and turns it into an amusement park. nina and Anna become lesbians. Steve Fox finally decides to take lessons in english. Hwoarang finds another pretty boy to run after. Paul dies after trying to punch a wall but the whole roof fell on him. Martial Law and Forest law are being sued by Bruce Lee's wife. Lei Wullong becomes a director shoutiung "fleeze" at the actors all the time. Michelle and Julia both marry Ganryu. Raven fulfills his dream of meeting Denis Robman in person and replacing Wesley Snipes for blade in the new blade movie. Bruce Irvin becomes an actor in boogeyman2, where he tells his victims "i'm your worst nightmare". Asuka is still lookin for Jin so she can kick his but for falling on her **** last year. Eddy and Christie get married. Mokujin starts his own children's book. Kuma and Panda...nevermind. Bryan Fury stars in Robocop6.but while everyone has gone on with their lives............Roger Jr. sells his soul to the devil to take on Roger.
Tekken7 Begins from there! 😠