got a call!!

Originally posted by JacopeX
You will never get laid, ever.

Just keep playing with your balls Pelé.

Come to think of it, all of you get tested.

Don't make me destroy you ...

I need to test someone for STD's with a lightsaber one day.

Originally posted by Secretus
Just keep playing with your balls Pelé.

Originally posted by Barker
crylaugh

It's not like we all haven't already...

Originally posted by Barker
Your cousin? You could have just called her Mom, it's probably the same thing to you anyway.

So true. Barker, have you been peeking through Cheetahgurl's windows again?

fuze...just go away....you bad cookie

Originally posted by FUZE_LOVER
😆 you acctuly belived me!!!!

OH! GOOD ONE! LOLLOLOLZLZOLZ!!! haermmbig

Originally posted by Mišt
[b]OH! GOOD ONE! LOLLOLOLZLZOLZ!!! haermmbig [/B]

I was eating a small child from Europe, the screaming brat tasted like death itself, then I leaned over and farted. My fart came out with chunky chunks which splattered on the wall and called me 'momma'. I was surprised at first, then I told myself, that everything would be okay. I nicknamed the thing Cheetagurl in hope no one would ever pay any mind, that was twenty years ago...