Sad Barkmart Story

Well, Mist was there buying his KY jelly that he was going to need for the night ahead. You see, every wednesday night he goes to an all male bath house and well, he needs it. As he was buying it, he fell victim to a Bull that was running through the sports section. He was gored in the rectum (damn near killed him), Luckily the KY was on hand to get the horn out. But now he needs extensive butt surgery. Please send $4 to me so I can pay for the hooker tonig- I mean, so I can pay for Mists surgery.

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God is watching you wank.
Kram3r too.

Bark-Mart: Always good BJs, Always!

😂 i dont even know what to say to that

Originally posted by Röland
Bark-Mart: Always good BJs, Always!

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Pink-Eye Special.

I heard Bark-Mart gives excellent facials.

😆

Rectum, damn near killed him. 131

Originally posted by Röland
I heard Bark-Mart gives excellent facials.

They give GREAT facials.

Originally posted by Barker
😆

Rectum, damn near killed him. 131

You got that, eh? 313

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Its a rumor.

They give GREAT facials.

Do they have any Brown-Eye specials to go along with the Pink-Eye special?

Originally posted by Röland
Do they have any Brown-Eye specials to go along with the Pink-Eye special?

But I do sly

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
No

But I do sly

That sucks.

How much? sly

Originally posted by Röland
That sucks.

How much? sly

What'chu Got? sly

$3.50

Don't ask how I know that ermjuggler

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
What'chu Got? sly

Nevermind it looks like Strangelove is a taker. sly

Originally posted by Röland
Nevermind it looks like Strangelove is a taker. sly

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Pssst. He's filthy ermm

Well I don't want anything going up my ass. ermmnone

Originally posted by Röland
Well I don't want anything going up my ass. ermmnone

You sure? sly

Originally posted by Röland
Well I don't want anything going up my ass. ermmnone

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Pssst. He's filthy ermm

Originally posted by Strangelove
Not what you said that night cry

Maynard:You're filthy
Strangelove:I'm the Catcher.

*clicks off tape recorder*

sly

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
You sure? sly

Yeah man, gotta watch out for my cornhole.

Originally posted by Barker
Irony. 😕

It is? 😕