Originally posted by Eldon
ok my boy friend is 14 and im 14 too. weve been dateing for 4 years and i love him with all my heart but his "little buddie" isint so big so dose anyone knoe anyway to increase the size by like eating a kind of food or vitimans or anythingps he masterbates if that matters i still love him and i think its natural
PLZ HELP
Have him tie a 5 lb. weight to a string, tie the string to his member and let the growing begin.
Originally posted by Scythe
Then I've done my job.No worries, how's life treating you after graduation?
Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
Eh....crap, kind of. Sunday night to Monday morning was probably one of the best nights ever though because I went to a Graduation Party..and after that things have turned to sh*t. How is life treating you?
Not as good knowing yours isn't to what's expected. I feed off the collective energy of one's truimphs.
Originally posted by Scythe
I tried that with my teeth because I wanted long demon fangs, now the babies laugh when I try to eat them.
Ha laughing babies, what a joke.
But in all seriousness this thread is ****ing ridiculous.
OMG MY BOYFRIEND HAS A TINY COCK, HOW DO I MAKE IT BIGGER?!?! OMG I NEED A BOYFRIEND WITH A BIGGER COCK!!! HURRY SOMEONE TELL ME SOMETHING!
Originally posted by MR.Grum
aww so your done 😐
Far from it! Here's another thing! Why the f*ck do single mothers always complain that they've failed as mothers and that their little 'perfect' children are loose around the edges when they themselves are out there stalking bounty. I was tending to my car's gas needs when a single mother slipped me her number and began to make what she called 'small talk'. Well f*ck her and her lonesome existance, these stupid pre-teen f*cks learn from examples set in the household.
Don't want you kid being a tramp? Then stop being on yourself!
This goes for every f*ckin' household out there. Have an abusive brat? He/She learned it from watching daddy hit mommy. Send them all to my, I shall eat the young and murder the old.
F*ck!
Originally posted by Scythe
Far from it! Here's another thing! Why the f*ck do single mothers always complain that they've failed as mothers and that their little 'perfect' children are loose around the edges when they themselves are out there stalking bounty. I was tending to my car's gas needs when a single mother slipped me her number and began to make what she called 'small talk'. Well f*ck her and her lonesome existance, these stupid pre-teen f*cks learn from examples set in the household.Don't want you kid being a tramp? Then stop being on yourself!
This goes for every f*ckin' household out there. Have an abusive brat? He/She learned it from watching daddy hit mommy. Send them all to my, I shall eat the young and murder the old.
F*ck!
Was this single mother hot or not?
Originally posted by Röland
Was this single mother hot or not?
Oh well yeah I mean come on. The thing I like about single mothers is that they know when to cut their losses, if they don't look the part, they stay home and watch Oprah all day, this one was on a f*ckin' adventure, but this goat is taken and she doesn't come with extra baggage.
Originally posted by Scythe
Oh well yeah I mean come on. The thing I like about single mothers is that they know when to cut their losses, if they don't look the part, they stay home and watch Oprah all day, this one was on a f*ckin' adventure, but this goat is taken and she doesn't come with extra baggage.
Well you could always have some casual sex if you weren't taken.
Originally posted by Röland
Well you could always have some casual sex if you weren't taken.
Casual sex with a single mother if I were single?! F*ck no! I wouldn't trust single mothers in the sack, they'll tell you the condom is on and they took the pill, but nine months later, the steel-sawn bear-trap goes off!
They're not after horny casual sex, they're after a bread winner.
Originally posted by Scythe
Casual sex with a single mother if I were single?! F*ck no! I wouldn't trust single mothers in the sack, they'll tell you the condom is on and they took the pill, but nine months later, the steel-sawn bear-trap goes off!They're not after horny casual sex, they're after a bread winner.
True.