Superman vs himself

Started by Newjak3 pages

Originally posted by Scoobless
🤨 ... he's trying to kill himself ... as in "suicide".
Oh no it is Emo Superman shock

Sorry for the confusion everyone but yes this was meant as suicide. 😉

As the title indicates this is Superman vs himself.
As in not another Superman but his own person.

he'd only have to find a way to cut himself off from the sun and starve to death i guess.

Originally posted by Lethal_Rise
he'd only have to find a way to cut himself off from the sun and starve to death i guess.
Well I don't see how he could cut himself off from the solar radiation of our sun that powers him without leaving the Earth and even if he could, do you have any idea how hard it is to will yourself not to eat to the point of starvation when your in perfect health?

Not saying that wouldn't work, just saying it be allot easier said than done.

Hmm....this is actually a better fight than some realize. I see it as asking "Can a character who can't exploit Superman's weaknesses still beat him?".

Can a simply physical character(like superman) beat Superman? Is Superman's durability greater than his power output?

Originally posted by Entity
Sorry for the confusion everyone but yes this was meant as suicide. 😉

As the title indicates this is Superman vs himself.
As in not another Superman but his own person.


Oh, well **** you then, jerkass.

He can commit suicide easily.

Let him go to any planet that has a red sun, sit in the core until he loses all his powers, and then he'll be vaped to ash.

Done like dinner.

Originally posted by Entity
Well I don't see how he could cut himself off from the solar radiation of our sun that powers him without leaving the Earth and even if he could, do you have any idea how hard it is to will yourself not to eat to the point of starvation when your in perfect health?

Not saying that wouldn't work, just saying it be allot easier said than done.

Nah, all he has to do is take an indestructible sword, go underground and keep trying to stab himself until he finally gets the job done.

Why would Superman want to kill himself? Did he find out that Martian Manhunter was parading around as Lois Lane all these years just to get a chance to bump uglies with Supes'...yeah...I'd wanna die too...lol

I guess he could just whip his own ass....he was strong enough to kill DD hand to hand. Supes' can just go to the bathroom and work himself over like Jim Carrey did in Liar Liar.

Re: Superman vs himself

Originally posted by UniOmni
He can commit suicide easily.

Let him go to any planet that has a red sun, sit in the core until he loses all his powers, and then he'll be vaped to ash.

Done like dinner.


Originally posted by Entity
Superman has to kill himself but he isn't able to use Kryptonite, magic, or leave the planet.
Can he do it and if so how?

Originally posted by Scoobless
Nah, all he has to do is take an indestructible sword, go underground and keep trying to stab himself until he finally gets the job done.
Or.... go tell Diana that he's been waiting on his dinner. Doesn't she have one of those handy dandy swords?

My bad.

He covers himself with a uv resistant blanket and locks himself into a lead box.

After a year of sleep, still covered in the blanket, he lies on subway tracks.

Done like dinner.

yeah,kindawhatImeant

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Or.... go tell Diana that he's been waiting on his dinner. Doesn't she have one of those handy dandy swords?

No magic though.

ok wait. He shaves using his heat vision at certain angles so as to not cut himself. his hair has the same properties as his body in terms of that 'forcefield", so he could just curl up, and heat vision his gut 🙂

Originally posted by Blair Wind
ok wait. He shaves using his heat vision at certain angles so as to not cut himself

😱 Scans?

its....somewhere 😬

Its the only thing that can cut his hair since razors dont work. He uses low intensity beams against a mirror and shaves. Im guessing a full blast would kill even him

Originally posted by Blair Wind
ok wait. He shaves using his heat vision at certain angles so as to not cut himself. his hair has the same properties as his body in terms of that 'forcefield", so he could just curl up, and heat vision his gut 🙂

That was in the animated series as well. 😄

Originally posted by batdude123
That was in the animated series as well. 😄
Wasn't it on Lois & Clark also?

Superman is sickened to death Batman,Robin & Nightwing in a threesome 😘