Archangel Michael meets Dark Phoenix

They meet for the first time and begin to understand each'es unique powers. How would a discussion go between them?

Elaborate/discuss......

michael to phoenix: you suck. your retconned history is awful. God awful

Michael: Uh. Hi . . . so you ever . . . with an angel?
Phoenix: WHAT?
Michael: Power of god and all that . . . ya know . . .
Phoenix: Get away from me you perv!
Presence: Shot down!
Michael: And all I wanted to do was team up to fight a cosmic threat too.

I'd love to see a cheesy abstract team-up, like the regular heroes do.

"Ah man! Why were we fighting ourselves Eternity? We should be working together to fight the REAL foe: Dr. EvilThing!"

m: you know, i try SO hard.
dp: so hard michael. it's really unfair.
m: i know!
dp: and i try hard, too.
m: i know! you try so hard.
dp: it's so unfair.
m: god, we try so hard.
dp: i know! we try SO hard.
m: and it's just so unfair, you know?
dp: i know! it's SO unfair.
m: it's just...so hard, you know?
dp: so hard.

Very clever guys, thanks. 🙂

No one else wants to chime in? 🙁