300 spartans vs 300 klingons

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300 spartans vs 300 klingons

klingons are only armed with the klingon swords and knives. battle take place in ancient greece. Who wins?

The Spartans are best known from the movie. The Klingons are best known from the TV show.

Anyway Klingon's win easily.

The Spartans are best known from the movie. The Klingons are best known from the TV show.

Anyway Spartan's win easily.

Originally posted by jasonk3
The Spartans are best known from the movie. The Klingons are best known from the TV show.

Anyway Spartan's win easily.

You stole my schtick! shakefist

Re: 300 spartans vs 300 klingons

Originally posted by Caps Conscience
klingons are only armed with the klingon swords and knives. battle take place in ancient greece. Who wins?

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Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
You stole my schtick! shakefist

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This should be a good battle. The klingons are not on their turf and they don't have any long range weopons. I know they are generally stronger and more skilled than normal human but you guys like Jean-Luc Piccard tooling them on the regular on the next Gen so...............

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Originally posted by Redatom65
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I had to make it kind of even. The Klingons still have the strength advantage and their weopons are probably made of better material also.

Originally posted by Caps Conscience
This should be a good battle. The klingons are not on their turf and they don't have any long range weopons. I know they are generally stronger and more skilled than normal human but you guys like Jean-Luc Piccard tooling them on the regular on the next Gen so...............

He's the goddamn captain! No one has a chance against him! Besides he was played by PatrickStewart.

I doubt the Spartans could even kill the Klingons.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
He's the goddamn captain! No one has a chance against him! Besides he was played by PatrickStewart.

I doubt the Spartans could even kill the Klingons.

Yeah but JLP is taking them on HTH Leonidas should be able to take down a few by himself.

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Originally posted by Caps Conscience
I had to make it kind of even. The Klingons still have the strength advantage and their weopons are probably made of better material also.

how far in the future are the clingons. How far in the past was the battle of Thermopalye 😐

Originally posted by Caps Conscience
Yeah but JLP is taking them on HTH Leonidas should be able to take down a few by himself.

We're talking about a species with redundant neural systems here . . .

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Originally posted by Redatom65
how far in the future are the clingons. How far in the past was the battle of Thermopalye 😐

Ok use your imagination. 300 klingons get in a time machine but they leave all portable tech behind (why I don't know their klingons who gives rats ass, right?) anyway they get drop right in the greece right at the beginning of the spartan battle with the persians. The spartan think that their persians so now its on and poppin. Oh yeah their time machine breaks so they can't go back until the defeat the 300, Now who wins?

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Originally posted by Caps Conscience
Ok use your imagination. 300 klingons get in a time machine but they leave all portable tech behind (why I don't know their klingons who gives rats ass, right?) anyway they get drop right in the greece right at the beginning of the spartan battle with the persians. The spartan think that their persians so now its on and poppin. Oh yeah their time machine breaks so they can't go back until the defeat the 300, Now who wins?

apperently Leonidas left his Glasses at home to think their persians....

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Originally posted by Redatom65
apperently Leonidas left his Glasses at home to think their persians....

Did you see some of the persians in that movie. The could easily pass for Klingons. Especially the messenger that got his arm cut off for talking ish...

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Originally posted by Caps Conscience
Did you see some of the persians in that movie. The could easily pass for Klingons. Especially the messenger that got his arm cut off for talking ish...

they weren't even in the comic......let alone the battle

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Originally posted by Redatom65
they weren't even in the comic......let alone the battle

Ok in battle anybody thats not on your side is on the other side the Klingons are not on the Spartan side so guess where that leaves them. That right on the other side of a spear.

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Klingons are angry Spartans on steroids with animal-like strength and stamina who get no where near the amount of ass the Spartans get...I think we know who wins this one.