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Why Parents Drink....
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>> A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his Bed
>> was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope,
>> Propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With
>> the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and
>> read the letter.
>>
>> Dear Dad:
>>
>> It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
>> with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and
>> you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But
>> I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos,
>> tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am.
>>
>> But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we
>> will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of
>> firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more
>> children.
>>
>> Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt
>> anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other
>> people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.
>>
>> In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
>> Stacy can get better. She deserves it.
>>
>> Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday
>> I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your
>> grandchildren.
>>
>> Love,
>> Your Son,
>> John
>>
>> P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
>> wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report
>> card that's in my center desk drawer.
>>
>> I love you.
>>
>> Call me when it's safe to come home.
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