What the actors and actresses would say if they saw what we were posting about them

I thought that this would be a fun thread. But please don't abandon the Unforgivable diaries for this tho, i love that thread!!!!! 💃

Orlando would be a depressed slob for a few years.

Johnny would stay in his house or wear a mask for a few years..

And... Keira would have fun with it lol. I think she'd join in on our Sparrabeth discussion and be flattered by our respect for her lol Minus a few people 🙂

Johnny: Hot? HOT?! I'm a middle-aged guy from Kentucky. I'm not hot! (hears Vanessa say she's taking off all her clothes) Gotta go!

Orlando: Well, in my defense, I had a very good time filming my scenes with Keira so if you'll excuse me, I have to go enjoy all the benefits of being a well-known and well-liked celebrity. Peace out.

Keira: Sparrabeth? There's a word for it? That is soooo cool. I have so much to share.

Geoffrey: Hot? Well, I guess I should enjoy this. Ahem, (clears throat) aaarrrgghh!

Jack: Aw, a whole thread about mourning my character's death. That is so sweet. I love you girls. I really do.

Naomi: Okay, I'll explain the 50ft lady thing. See, it's like this....

Tom: All right! You all think I'm a psychopath! I'd take advantage of that, but then I'd be arrested.

wait... who's tom?

Tom is Beckett 🙂

oh.. hollander? (... am i correct? or is this another person?)

Yeah, Tom Hollander. Dear Mr. Collins.

oh. was kinda confused at that moment.

lol... johnny would say that. he refuses to admit he's hot. read it in an interview.

Orlando would be more like:

Orlando: There's a website about the movie? Oh, a forum. Ok...Yeah, I'll go look. Um...I'm never home, I don't know where my computer is.

(Several hours later, we see Orlando has thrown himself into the Internet jungle with reckless abandon. His eyes are wide.)

Orlando: (on cell phone with Johnny) What does "R-P slash fic, non-con, P-W-P mean?

(Johnny doesn't know either, so Orlando begins to read it outloud to Johnny. Orlando's voice trails at the vivid writing.)

Orlando: I...don't really remember doing that with you.

Johnny: Get off now, Orlando. Save yourself before you go any further!

Orlando: I...can't. Must read about Sparrabeth vs. Willabeth.

(Two hours later, Orlando is slouched on his sofa, talking to Johnny again)

Orlando: So then apparently the true ship is "Sparrington..."

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lol i was watching a hair thing on vh1 and they talked about johnny. It was awesome cause they were all like "Johnny rocks!" "johnny can do whatever he wants because he's Johnny Depp, man!" and they showed little snippets from some interview i guess and he was looking at his picture on the cover of a magazine and he was like "I should've grown chest hair for that" and then he said "Look at that it's sick"

He's so modest ... lol

yeah, he is so modest.

and that's what makes him Hott-er.

😂

ROFL to the post about orli by surreal!

i liked that post post some more about that.......its funny!!!!!!

Originally posted by willofthewisp
Johnny: Hot? HOT?! I'm a middle-aged guy from Kentucky. I'm not hot! (hears Vanessa say she's taking off all her clothes) Gotta go!

Orlando: Well, in my defense, I had a very good time filming my scenes with Keira so if you'll excuse me, I have to go enjoy all the benefits of being a well-known and well-liked celebrity. Peace out.

Keira: Sparrabeth? There's a word for it? That is soooo cool. I have so much to share.

Geoffrey: Hot? Well, I guess I should enjoy this. Ahem, (clears throat) aaarrrgghh!

Jack: Aw, a whole thread about mourning my character's death. That is so sweet. I love you girls. I really do.

Naomi: Okay, I'll explain the 50ft lady thing. See, it's like this....

Tom: All right! You all think I'm a psychopath! I'd take advantage of that, but then I'd be arrested.

😆 Johnny would so say that lol

Originally posted by Surreal_44
Orlando would be more like:

Orlando: There's a website about the movie? Oh, a forum. Ok...Yeah, I'll go look. Um...I'm never home, I don't know where my computer is.

(Several hours later, we see Orlando has thrown himself into the Internet jungle with reckless abandon. His eyes are wide.)

Orlando: (on cell phone with Johnny) What does "R-P slash fic, non-con, P-W-P mean?

(Johnny doesn't know either, so Orlando begins to read it outloud to Johnny. Orlando's voice trails at the vivid writing.)

Orlando: I...don't really remember doing that with you.

Johnny: Get off now, Orlando. Save yourself before you go any further!

Orlando: I...can't. Must read about Sparrabeth vs. Willabeth.

(Two hours later, Orlando is slouched on his sofa, talking to Johnny again)

Orlando: So then apparently the true ship is "Sparrington..."

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ahahahhahaha 😂 that is a crack up

Originally posted by IheartPocky
lol i was watching a hair thing on vh1 and they talked about johnny. It was awesome cause they were all like "Johnny rocks!" "johnny can do whatever he wants because he's Johnny Depp, man!" and they showed little snippets from some interview i guess and he was looking at his picture on the cover of a magazine and he was like "I should've grown chest hair for that" and then he said "Look at that it's sick"

He's so modest ... lol

awww
i agee, that's what makes me love him even more.
He is humble and sweet 😛

Awww so modest johnny....love him! Hes soo sweet!

yeah... he's soo sweet ain't he... 🙂

-sigh-

such a beautiful person....-faints-

yeah.. 😍

*daydreams about johnny depp* * faints with happyness*

I think Johnny would be like "Girls under 30...well actually under 20... teenagers...do they really find me attractive?"
And he wouldn't allow his kids to surf in the net, lol

wow. he should check ithis place out.. lol.

it'll answer everything he wants to know.... 😂