Sephiroth VS Kratos final ruling.

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Let me show you a list from strongest to weakest.
1. Chuck Norris
2. Hulk Hogan
3. Bruce Lee
4. The Undertaker
5. Jet Lee

999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999: Samuel Jackson

Samuel is a pussy compared to Chuck Norris and his kicks of dread.
I am suprised you failed to mention Bruce lee who would curb stomp Samuel into the ground

Haha fool. If Bruce Lee is so powerful, why is he dead? Because he's a mere mortal man. Jackson predates history and will exist after it.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Haha fool. If Bruce Lee is so powerful, why is he dead? Because he's a mere mortal man. Jackson predates history and will exist after it.

Jackson could barely handle a bunch of snakes on a mother f@$king plane.

the only reason Bruce lee is dead is because Chuck Norris felt it was his time to go.

Jackson doesn't need to physically confront his opponents to kill them, only think it.

Norris doesn't even have to think it to kill them.

the last 403,493,219,584 things to look at Norris evaporated into thin air.
this includes people, trees, molecules..etc

hahahaha!
that's true.

and everytime he punches a mexican baby in the face, the wind speed triples across the world.

Every time Jackson shits an angel gets his wings. Everytime he pees Hell freezes over.

Norris controls Samuel's bladder.

Samuel L. Jackson created God so is in turn his grandfather...Jesus was black fool!

the only reason people are black is because one day Chuck was drinking oil, Bruce Lee made him laugh, and he sneezed over the entire continent of Africa.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Samuel L. Jackson created God so is in turn his grandfather...Jesus was black fool!

Jesus isn't black stupid.

The first humans were black . And seriously there is no Goddamn way Jesus was white. He was probably of Middle Eastern skin tone. Oh btw this is coming from a white guy.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
The first humans were black . And seriously there is no Goddamn way Jesus was white. He was probably of Middle Eastern skin tone. Oh btw this is coming from a white guy.

Jesus was born in the Middle East. Middle Easterns are not black nor or they white. They're brownish.

chuck norris is all races..