you know... i met this guy the other day...and he was really fat..i mean like orca fat...and i couldn't help it and heard myself say: ****ing Jesus Christ!! look at you!! you're so fat!! in fact..every time you turn around, it's your birthday again!! and he just smiled and opened his mouth...that huge...black hole o' his...and before i knew it, he sucked up all the star systems...real ****ing fat...you wouldn't believe...said he was from Wisconsin...jeez srug