Hot Damn!

No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing.

The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.

Hey, look, the Monkees! They were a huge influence on the Beatles.

That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?

Austria.

Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!

Let's not.

...No Way!

That's GREAT!

WE LANDED ON THE MOON!

Husband? Wait a minute... what was all that 'one in a million' talk?

Where Did you come up with a Scam like THAT?

Saw it in a movie once.

haha so these guys sucker some guy into picking up their tab, and then get away scot-free?

No - In the movie, they catch them 2 miles down the road and slit their throats. IT WAS A GOOD ONE!

This isn't my real job, you know.

No?

Nope. My friend Harry and I are saving up money for a pet store.

That's nice.

I got worms!

I beg your pardon?

That's what we're gonna call it. I got worms! We're gonna specialize in selling worm farms. You know, like ant farms.

AWWWWWWWWW!!!

....Where's the booze?

I GOT ROBBED BY A SWEET OLD LADY IN A MOTORIZED CART!......and I didnt even see it COMING!

Uh, what is the Soup Du Jour?

It's the Soup of the Day.

Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that.

Do you think you could watch my stuff while i go inside and break a dollar?

Of course.

Huh. You know I guess what they say is true. Old People - although both slow, and dangerous behind the wheel - can still serve a purpose... Don't You Go Dying On Me!

What's the matter, Har? Some little filly break your heart?

No, it was a girl.

FOR GOD SAKES JUST GIMME THE GOD DAMN NUMBER!!!!

Check out the funbags on that hosehound.

I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a bottle of Chianti.

It gets worse, Lloyd. Y'know my parakeet Petey?

Yeah?

He's dead.

Oh man…I'm sorry…what happened?

His head fell off!

His head fell off!?!?

Yeah, he was pretty old.

I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.

I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shit, man.

I C-Cant feel my f-f-f-ingers any-m-more lloyd. They're - They're NUMB!

Eeeee that looks pretty bad. Why Don't you take this extra pair of gloves? My hands are starting to get sweaty...

E..Extra Gloves? You've had this extra pair of gloves this whole time?

....Yeah. We're in The Rockies!

HARRY!!! YOUR HANDS ARE FREEEEZING!!!

I'm gonna kill you, lloyd

He blamed me....You Heard him. His last words.

....Not if you count the gurgling sound.