If you went back in time, could you make yourself a king/queen?

Started by Grinning Goku1 pages

If you went back in time, could you make yourself a king/queen?

Let's say you can go back in time to around the middle ages, or perhaps the Dark Ages or whatever and you bring with you, in a bag, a revolver with infinite rounds, an iPod, your cell phone, an 8.1 megapixel digital camera, mace, and a family sized pack of Twinkies. Could you take over this archaic era using the tools given to you and your God-given, ingenuity?

Barker's a queen haermmjockey

lol pwnt

Dunno. ermmhappy

Originally posted by Mišt
Barker's a queen haermmjockey

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Let's say you can go back in time to around the middle ages, or perhaps the Dark Ages or whatever and you bring with you, in a bag, a revolver with infinite rounds, an iPod, your cell phone, an 8.1 megapixel digital camera, mace, and a family sized pack of Twinkies. Could you take over this archaic era using the tools given to you and your God-given, ingenuity?

Why would you bring friggin' a cell phone, digital camera, or an ipod. You need electricity for them to keep running, and what are you gonna do with a cell phone? But yeah, you couldn't take over a kingdom with that, you'd get f'd in the a by arrows and shit. And half the people on kmc don't have the sense to conquer a kingdom.

Originally posted by Menetnashté
Why would you bring friggin' a cell phone, digital camera, or an ipod. You need electricity for them to keep running, and what are you gonna do with a cell phone? But yeah, you couldn't take over a kingdom with that, you'd get f'd in the a by arrows and shit. And half the people on kmc don't have the sense to conquer a kingdom.

simple shoot the muther ****ers until they create electricity!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by IM_HALF_DEAD06
simple shoot the muther ****ers until they create electricity!!!!!!!!!

...you can't kill an army with a revolver, they have armor on and that can protect against a bunch of shots (Seen a fistful of dollars?) and not to mention you'd be shot down by arrows before you even got into a castle, so unless you built an army of peasants, and pulled a robin hood, or a dragon heart then you'd most definitely not make it.

Originally posted by Menetnashté
...you can't kill an army with a revolver, they have armor on and that can protect against a bunch of shots (Seen a fistful of dollars?) and not to mention you'd be shot down by arrows before you even got into a castle, so unless you built an army of peasants, and pulled a robin hood, or a dragon heart then you'd most definitely not make it.

stop ruinin my fantasies GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!

How would a cellphone be useful?

you don't even have anyone to talk to....

but yeah,if you played it smart it could be done.

[list]
[*]a revolver with infinite rounds
[*]an iPod
[*]your cell phone
[*]an 8.1 megapixel digital camera
[*]mace
[*]a family sized pack of Twinkies.
[/list]

😐

I'm not even going to waste my motor skills.

Re: If you went back in time, could you make yourself a king/queen?

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Let's say you can go back in time to around the middle ages, or perhaps the Dark Ages or whatever and you bring with you, in a bag, a revolver with infinite rounds, an iPod, your cell phone, an 8.1 megapixel digital camera, mace, and a family sized pack of Twinkies. Could you take over this archaic era using the tools given to you and your God-given, ingenuity?
Didn't you see "Army of darkness?" all you would need is a double barreled shotgun, a chemistry book, and attitude. besides, who are you gonna call on your cell phone?