Originally posted by ADarksideJediYeah, she did make a fool of herself, using a popular resourse to influence people to vote for her... she's a ****ing idiot... 🙄
I argee with that. Askng for people to help her, while no one else has, is pretty silly. She should be doing this on her own anyway, and I think are trying to get younger people to vote for her. Sorry that it did not work as plan Clinton!JM 🙂
Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
I am saying Spoonly that she must not think she can do it, if she is going through all this trouble.Like I said most Youtubes want nothing to do with her, and not alot even support her.
So it was a waste of her time and theres.jm
People always want more publicity when running for a public function it helps. This has got us talking about her, thus achieving her goal. Nothing stupid about that.
Originally posted by ADarksideJediHow do you know what your average youtube member thinks? She's getting tonnes of hits on youtube, it's free advertisement, it's nothing but good for her, nothing foolish about it. It's an obvious move in this day and age.
I am saying Spoonly that she must not think she can do it, if she is going through all this trouble.Like I said most Youtubes want nothing to do with her, and not alot even support her.
So it was a waste of her time and theres.jm
Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
I am saying Spoonly that she must not think she can do it, if she is going through all this trouble.Like I said most Youtubes want nothing to do with her, and not alot even support her.
So it was a waste of her time and theres.jm
Most people in general in the US do not care about who is president (which is really sad). So why should candidates bother campaigning at all? Why waste time and money with TV ads? Why bother traveling from state to state meeting with people?
You realize this is exactly the 'argument' you're putting up, right?
Even a political candidate who thinks they have the election in the bag will still put effort into trying to reach as many possible voters as possible. And considering how far from the election it is right now, who knows what's going to happen?
Clinton using youtube isn't her making a fool of herself. It's her being smart and using another promotion outlet.
Originally posted by JesusTheChrist
Jesus sez, the topic starter is a retard, just like the Devil.
This coming from the guy who worships a douche who went around calling himself the son of God.
Second Statement:
And who's mother was pregnant before marriage but supposedly this was a Divine Virgin Birth.
Reaction:
That's the worst excuse I've ever heard for being slip n' slide in the sack.
Originally posted by HK47
Statement:This coming from the guy who worships a douche who went around calling himself the son of God.
Second Statement:
And who's mother was pregnant before marriage but supposedly this was a Divine Virgin Birth.Reaction:
That's the worst excuse I've ever heard for being slip n' slide in the sack.
What are you guys talking about>?jm 😕
Originally posted by HK47
Statement:This coming from the guy who worships a douche who went around calling himself the son of God.
Second Statement:
And who's mother was pregnant before marriage but supposedly this was a Divine Virgin Birth.Reaction:
That's the worst excuse I've ever heard for being slip n' slide in the sack.
Who is this douche I worship? God? You shalt be smitted by the maximum powers by God! I am the Son of God!
Using my omni potency I know my mother isn't a whore like yours.
Don't blame me, I was in peaceful heaven with no trash talking for years.
Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
What does that have to do with the topic?jm
It has to do with Clinton!
"CNN, 2007, June 16
It all started when our hyphen-happy protagonist, Clinton, woke up in a fanstic pumpkin patch. It was the tenth time it had happened. Feeling very stunned, Clinton grabbed a gerbil, thinking it would make her feel better (but as usual, it did not). Ever so extemperaneously, she realized that her beloved diary was missing! Immediately she called her enemy in training, Youtube. Clinton had known Youtube for (plus or minus) 1.2 billion years, the majority of which were eccentric ones. Youtube was unique. He was smart though sometimes a little... selfish. Clinton called him anyway, for the situation was urgent.
Youtube picked up to a very calm Clinton. Youtube calmly assured her that most spotted wolf hamsters cringe before mating, yet disease-carrying chipmunks usually explosively yawn *after* mating. He had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting Clinton. Why was Youtube trying to distract Clinton? Because he had snuck out from Clinton's with the diary only two days prior. It was a curious little diary... how could he resist?
It didn't take long before Clinton got back to the subject at hand: her diary. Youtube belched. Relunctantly, Youtube invited her over, assuring her they'd find the diary. Clinton grabbed her whale and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Youtube realized that he was in trouble. He had to find a place to hide the diary and he had to do it skillfully. He figured that if Clinton took the magic flying carpet, he had take at least seven minutes before Clinton would get there. But if she took the Video Site? Then Youtube would be really screwed.
Before he could come up with any reasonable ideas, Youtube was interrupted by eight pestering Care Bears that were lured by his diary. Youtube panicked; 'Not again', he thought. Feeling puzzled, he randomly reached for his dull pencil and thoughtfully hit every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the imaginery desert, squealing with discontent. He exhaled with relief. That's when he heard the Video Site rolling up. It was Clinton.
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As she pulled up, she felt a sense of urgency. She had had to make an unscheduled stop at IHOP to pick up a 12-pack of dangerous oil-soaked rags, so she knew she was running late. With a heroic leap, Clinton was out of the Video Site and went explosively jaunting toward Youtube's front door. Meanwhile inside, Youtube was panicking. Not thinking, he tossed the diary into a box of wolverines and then slid the box behind his rhinocerus. Youtube was frustrated but at least the diary was concealed. The doorbell rang.
'Come in,' Youtube explosively purred. With a mighty push, Clinton opened the door. 'Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some oafish genocidal maniac in a time machine,' she lied. 'It's fine,' Youtube assured her. Clinton took a seat exotically proximate to where Youtube had hidden the diary. Youtube shuddered trying unsuccessfully to hide his nervousness. 'Uhh, can I get you anything?' he blurted. But Clinton was distracted. Suddenly inspired by the wise teachings of Confuscious, Youtube noticed a stupid look on Clinton's face. Clinton slowly opened her mouth to speak.
'...What's that smell?'
Youtube felt a stabbing pain in his fingernail when Clinton asked this. In a moment of disbelief, he realized that he had hidden the diary right by his oscillating fan. 'Wh-what? I don't smell anything..!' A lie. A stupid look started to form on Clinton's face. She turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of place. 'Th-th-those are just my grandma's wolverines from when she used to have pet man-eating capybaras. She, uh...dropped 'em by here earlier'. Clinton nodded with fake acknowledgement...then, before Youtube could react, Clinton aimlessly lunged toward the box and opened it. The diary was plainly in view.
Clinton stared at Youtube for what what must've been nine millseconds. Before anyone could take off their pants, Youtube groped scandalously in Clinton's direction, clearly desperate. Clinton grabbed the diary and bolted for the door. It was locked. Youtube let out a sassy chuckle. 'If only you hadn't been so protective of that thing, none of this would have happened, Clinton,' he rebuked. Youtube always had been a little oafish, so Clinton knew that reconciliation was not an option; she needed to escape before Youtube did something crazy, like... start chucking ninja stars at him or something. Heart filled with earnest fortitude, she gripped her diary tightly and made a dash toward the window, diving headlong through the glass panels.
Youtube looked on, blankly. 'What the hell? That seemed excessive. The other door was open, you know.' Silence from Clinton. 'And to think, I varnished that window frame six days ago...it never ends!' Suddenly he felt a tinge of concern for Clinton. 'Oh. You ..okay?' Still silence. Youtube walked over to the window and looked down. Clinton was gone.
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Just yonder, Clinton was struggling to make her way through the imaginery desert behind Youtube's place. Clinton had severely hurt her love handle during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength. Another pack of feral Care Bears suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the diary. One by one they latched on to Clinton. Already weakened from her injury, Clinton yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing she saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of Care Bears running off with her diary.
About ten hours later, Clinton awoke, her shin throbbing. It was dark and Clinton did not know where she was. Deep in the humid magical cornfield, Clinton was excessively lost. Suddenly inspired by the wise teachings of Confuscious, she remembered that her diary was taken by the Care Bears. But at that point, she was just thankful for her life. That's when, to her horror, a oversized Care Bear emerged from the lemur-infested moor. It was the alpha Care Bear. Clinton opened her mouth to scream but was cut short when the Care Bear sunk its teeth into Clinton's armpit. With a faint groan, the life escaped from Clinton's lungs, but not before she realized that she was a failure.
Less than two miles away, Youtube was entombed by anguish over the loss of the diary. 'MY PRECIOUS!!' he cried, as he reached for a sharpened wolverine. With a calculated thrust, he buried it deeply into his taint. As the room began to fade to black, he thought about Clinton... wishing he had found the courage to tell her that he loved her. But he would die alone that day. All that remained was the diary that had turned them against each other, ultimately causing their demise. And as the dew on melancholy sappling branches began to reflect the dawn's reddish glare, all that could be heard was the chilling cry of distant Care Bears, desecrating all things sacred to virtuous men, and perpetuating an evil that would reign for centuries to come. Our heroes would've lived unhappily ever after, but they were too busy being dead."