Star Wars vs. Anything Thread

I don't think it gets better than Faithfully. Unless you're Michael Bolton of course.

Jabba VS Bush

Originally posted by ThoraxeRMG
Jabba VS Bush

Jabba sits on him to submission then he makes her a slave dancer !

Originally posted by Gideon
That's damn insulting. Journey would ass-rape any band in this galaxy or the next.

Yeah? Well there ain't nothing else to compare it to, basically. I just had to make something with Journey in it, only thing I could think of. 😛

Originally posted by Darth Sexy
I don't think it gets better than Faithfully. Unless you're Michael Bolton of course.

Try 'Mother, Father'. Kamikz could link you to a live '81 clip of Perry kicking ass on that song.

What about:

yoda vs frodo, the battle of the midgets? 😆

Or Anakin vs Harry Potter, the battle of the spoiled brats?

By the way, since i talked about Rowling's world, who would win the battle of the bad guys, Voldemort or Sidious?

Originally posted by Gideon
Try 'Mother, Father'. Kamikz could link you to a live '81 clip of Perry kicking ass on that song.

Hey Escape, do you (or did you) watch The Sopranos? They're saying since the last episode Journey's sales have skyrocketed.

Journey? Ew.

Entire Star Wars cast vs. Richard Simmons.

Originally posted by Darth Subjekt
Hey Escape, do you (or did you) watch The Sopranos? They're saying since the last episode Journey's sales have skyrocketed.

Yeah. 'Don't Stop Believin' got played. I love DSB, but there's much better Journey songs that could have been played in that final scene. Anyways, Journey also just got rid of their... like... 4th singer (whom they've had less than a year).

Originally posted by Gideon
Yeah. 'Don't Stop Believin' got played. I love DSB, but there's much better Journey songs that could have been played in that final scene. Anyways, Journey also just got rid of their... like... 4th singer (whom they've had less than a year).

Not really. 😛 Don't stop Believin' is my favourit. It got played in the end of a Scrubs episode as well, don't remember which one though. (And JD talked about how he was not in obsessed by them, but when Cox starts to sing "just a small town girl", JD loses control 😛)

Yeah, uh, Revolver Ocelot vs Han Solo in a quick draw duel.

Ocelot wins with no trouble whatsoever. I don't care that Solo has a blaster, Ocelot is a much better gunman and excells in quick draws.

Yeah, kinda. 😛

Boba Fett vs Master Chief John 117!!!!

There's no kinda about it Ocelot wins DEFINATELY if it's a quick draw match. Oh and MC beats Boba Fett I think Fett is pretty much a much stronger drone but MC is superior physically and is practically nothing but a living weapon.

Sergeant Dignum versus Palpatine

There is a kinda, cause I say so! 😛

Han Solo is said to be the fastest draw in the galaxy, which is about a couple of gazillion people or something. Not saying he is the fastest, since everyone is not known, but he is among the fastest we know, which is damn fast still.

Ocelot gets killed by a cynical US soldier*, Han has faced Sith Lords and survived.

*Or I think he does. Never really got into the games back in the day

Ocelot isn't dead yet. 😉

Really? Was he wounded very badly then? I swear I done something unfriendly to him.