State why you'd like to live next door to the poster above you.

So we could to the foxtrot

for reasons I cannot state here. 😂

because we'd get along great as buds.

because he'd bail me out of jail.

😂

To keep him under control

to be someones byatch.

Because Impediment is ****ing ballin' yo!!!

Time lapse: I'd live next to RJ 'cause he's pretty much a cool cat to hang with.

He's a P-I-M-P.

likes to go ass to mouth.

I'd never be bored.

I'd never be deprived of attention.

He makes good breakfasts..

So I could paintball her windows sly

So I could **** his mother up the ass....

...and then play Warhammer with him

because he is zee german.

So we could dress-up and roleplay Star Wars. ermm

I've always wanted a gay friend.

Originally posted by mitchum
I've always wanted a gay friend.

Asking for a favour? ermm

Because I'd make him do all my yard work. 131

Originally posted by Kram3r
Asking for a favour? ermm